𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐫.

ㅤ rage , rage against the dying of the light

is it because saïx’s specialties are gay answers.

right because it’s soooo hard to manage a team. why did xemnas make you manager in the first place, huh? were you employee of the month or something?

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Xemnas hired me off Craigslist.

Sounds too easy. What's the catch?

i’ll take that because you’re annoying but less annoying than others 😺 anyways. what do you exactly do when we’re on missions? practice your resting bitch face in the mirror?

which is saïx language for ‘i care about you two’!

aw, because you care?

hm. then what’s with that worried look on your face.

okay fine, i’ll kill your boyfriend

Wait, deadass????

anatomically… saïx, you can be honest with me. and then i can give you another scar on your face.

Got a new job. All my coworkers are fucking weirdos.

so are you saying i do or don’t have pecs?

‍‍ ‍‍⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐇unting humans? 𝐓hey all 𝐑𝐔𝐍 . . . 𝐋ike scared 𝐥͟𝐢͟𝐭͟𝐭͟𝐥͟𝐞͟ ͟𝐫͟𝐚͟𝐛͟𝐛͟𝐢͟𝐭͟𝐬.