Danny Kochevar
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Danny Kochevar
@dkinsacto
Love to drink beer and buy crypto!!!
Sacramento, CA เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2021
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Canada and the UK just announced under-16 social media bans, joining Australia where 5 million teen accounts were deactivated within a month of their law passing. France, Brazil, Indonesia and Denmark are next. Right call? Will it work? 👇 Isabella Rossini
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I just walked into a gas station that back in the day I had done a beer run on with a couple of homies 🤣
I was like, 16 and just mischievous af. The boys were going to do a beer run and I wanted to go lol so they took me..
I went in last and I grabbed 2 cases, one in each hand, instead of 1 pack like my other 2 friends in front of me, the driver was waiting outside.
As I walked out last the cashier had noticed us all walking out with beers, underage, and not paying lmao.
The cashier jumped over the counter and lunged towards me as I ran out the door.
He caught my ankles and I ate shit 😂 I landed sprawled out, face down, each case of beer busted open and rolling out on each side of me. My arms were spread like a T.
My friends were already at the car screaming at me “Sarah!! Get the fuck up!!” The cashier was laying on the ground in back of me. I got up, jeans ripped, knee bleeding, and I ran to the car.
We pealed out and left the cashier there on the ground holding his leg.
…I left with no beer.
Good times.
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🚨The @UFC press conference for Trump’s Birthday Bash has descended into total chaos!
God’s severe weather continues delaying it, flights are grounded, Sunday’s forecast looks even worse, and the crowd is now chanting:
“FUCK YOU DANA.”
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Finally finished this Beatles Biography and it was extremely good!
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Has anyone ever listened to my new song out now 🌚🌚💕💕
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🚨: Scientists have detected that a 5300-year-old mummy's intestines have been producing yeast for thousands of years and made sourdough bread from the mummy. (AFP)
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