David M. DiCenzo

If I could only have the confidence of the Night King... twitter.com/moviepilotnews…

@OfficialFPL Renewing my team for this season 🤷🏼‍♂️

What's your most-foolish #FPL decision so far this season? 🤔

URGENT - receiving vet care. Black & white short-haired female cat found on Speed River Trail off Niska Rd in Guelph Mar 31. If she's yours or you have any info about her contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (ID 34861)

Indoor cat MISSING. Light orange short-med hair cat last seen on Chesterton Ln, btwn Starwood Dr & Auden Rd, just south of Kearney St in #Guelph on Mar 30. Please check yard if you live in area - do not chase. Any info contact Laura via facebook.com/groups/guelphf… or let us know.

MISSING. Willow, a brown tabby short-haired female cat, was last seen in the Caledonia St & College Ave W area of #Guelph on Mar 30. Please check yard if you live in area. Do not chase. If you have any info about her contact Ryleigh via facebook.com/groups/guelphf… or let us know.

SEEKING OWNER. Young black with brown markings female Shepherd mix (about 5 months old) found near Sleeman Ave & Ajax St in Guelph on Mar 28. No photo. If she's yours or you have any info contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (2000407577)

SEEKING OWNER. This brown tabby & white short-haired cat was found on Carriage Lane in #Puslinch on Mar 25. Safe with finder. Proof of ownership will be required. If he/she is yours or you have any info contact Jill via facebook.com/groups/1453176… or let us know.

SEEKING OWNER. Brown tabby & white short-haired female cat found near Glenburnie Dr & Greenview St in Guelph on Mar 22. If she's yours or you have any info about her contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (ID 2000405361)

This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10

SPOTTED Mar 22. This light orange tabby & white short-haired cat has been visiting a home in the West Acres Dr & Elmira Rd S area of #Guelph regularly. Wondering if he/she is lost or lives nearby. If you have any info contact Shannon via facebook.com/groups/guelphf… or let us know.

SEEKING OWNER. Black/brown & tan dog found on Whites Rd in #Palmerston on Mar 21. If he/she is yours or you have any info contact Palmerston (Minto) Animal Control Services at 519-509-9985.

Six young rabbits (4-7 months old) found abandoned behind store in #Rockwood on Mar 20. If you have any info please contact Provincial Animal Welfare Service (PAWS) at 1-833-926-4625. guelphhumane.ca/2026/03/six-ju…

SEEKING OWNER. This young grey tabby short-haired male cat was found near Sideroad 19 & Beatty Line in #Fergus on Mar 18 and taken to #Guelph Humane Society. If he's yours or you have any info about him contact 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (ID 2000404000)

SPOTTED Mar 18. This black & white short-haired cat has been seen on Balsarroch Pl (near Stevenson St & York Rd) in #Guelph for a couple of days. Finder is concerned he/she may be lost. If you have any info contact Selena via facebook.com/groups/guelphf… or let us know.

@HawkEmDownChris Dale Berra 🏴‍☠️

Age yourself by naming an MLB shortstop you grew up watching. I’ll start: Derek Jeter.

@scott_pianowski As a grade 9 kid starting to fall in love with hoops, this was by far my fave show! 💪🏼🏀

SPOTTED Mar 16. If anyone is missing an orange tabby & white short-haired cat, this one has been seen on Wellington Rd 22 btwn Fifth & Fourth Lines for several days. Posted in #Erin & #Hillsburgh facebook group: facebook.com/groups/1098672…

SEEKING OWNER. These 2 white rabbits with black spots were found near Gordon St & Kortright Rd in Guelph on Mar 13. If they're yours or you have any info about them contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (IDs 2000402641 & 2000402642)

SPOTTED Mar 12/13. If anyone's missing a brown tabby & white short-haired cat this one has been seen near Eastview Rd & Watt St in #Guelph since the night of Mar 12. facebook.com/groups/guelphf…

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

Okay but this is officially the best hiring story ever. A company in Mexico rescued an orange stray cat and decided not only to keep him… but to hire him. They named him Engineer Miauricio and gave him the title of Emotional Support Director. His responsibilities include smiling at coworkers, gently meowing, and walking around the office making everyone’s day better.