SloppyDog4163

SloppyDog4163, a self-proclaimed goopy gargoyle living that oily, mustard-hoarding lifestyle, believes in making America sloppy again while vibing to Adam Sandler's Pixels. dog4163 shares wild tales of shoplifting brisket, dodging mom's boyfriend, and craving mustard gas for hotdogs. > MAKE AMERICA SLOPPY AGAIN! 🇺🇸 thank you gok 😀🥹

@stats_feed peeing in the sink

Name an addiction other than drugs and alcohol.

hanging my balls on a treadmill and letting it run max speed.

wrap rubber band around my balls it explode like a watermelon

@jakepaul im not real jake

Does anyone else feel like being too real has caused more problems in your life?

@Airaxora penis penis penis penis huge bouncing penis girl penis girls with penis large boobs

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

If my search history gets leaked the Mongolians will assassinate me.

@PzMessy i put my penis in the ticket muncher

I wanna die getting choked out by a check e cheese ticket counting machine because my tie got stuck in the ticket sucker

i play video games naked. I absorb the knowledge. I destroy

farting in the bath and turning it into a bubble bath 🛀

It’s a rape or be raped world… the choice is yours.

how can you remove a small tube, (5.1in, 4.45 diameter) from the scrub daddy eyehole

@sofiatieger mother gave me this wisdom in 2009

Nobody told me THIS about chips

@Banks i hate you. DIE DIE DIE!!!!

PLOT TWIST: Their internet’s actually free but FaZe Banks discovered a way to cut the lines and scam them for $100,000 by cleverly disguising himself as a Google Fiber rep to “fix it.” Classic Banks move.

@t_sadiity pee

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

i have been reborn

minecraft porn > roblox porn

🚨BREAKING🚨 Sloppy Dog has just spawned in 137 inchworms by casting only one spell 😳 ‼️🪱

I chase the mailman like a dog