Dozer_The_Dog

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. TODAY I WAS FILMING A MOVIE WITH MY FRIENDS @Johnny_L0we @JamesStormBrand @funkmasterMMA @SeanCarrigan I BELIEVE WE WERE FILMING THE SEQUEL TO “AIR BUD,” THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. I AM VERY FAMOUS.

Did you know your IPhone makes random photo albums set to heartwarming music? This was a totally new discovery when this album came up with me and ⁦@dog_dozer⁩ Now I must go weep uncontrollably lol

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I JUST MET MY NEW NEIGHBOR DOG. IT IS LIKE STARING INTO A MIRROR.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I HAVE VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. I AM OFF THE MEAT MARKET. THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND LULU. SHE HAS MADE ME A MUCH BETTER DOG. BECAUSE OF HER I GAVE UP DRINKING…OUT OF THE TOILET. SORRY LADIES, MY DM’S ARE CLOSED.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. WHO IS READY TO PARTY THIS WEEKEND??? I AM KICKING THINGS OFF WITH TOUCHING MY TONGUE TO MY NOSE. I WILL BE PUTTING MY TONGUE ON LOTS OF THINGS THIS WEEKEND. LET’S PARTY

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I LOVE MARCH MADNESS. MY CHAMPIONSHIP PICK TO WIN IT ALL IS THE GOOD BOY IN THE HAT. OR MAYBE THE GOOFY NEIGHBOR KID. #MarchMadness

@dog_dozer Who wore it better?

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. NEW BLANKET, WHO DIS? DO YOU GUYS THINK I LOOK LIKE BABY YODA? I AM ALL ABOUT THAT BLANKET LIFE. #BLANKETLIFE

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I THINK I AM BEING STALKED BY THE SLENDER MAN. OH WAIT…ITS JUST MY DAD CREEPILY TAKING ANOTHER PIC OF ME.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. SORRY I HAVE NOT BEEN POSTING LATELY. I TOOK A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAK AFTER ALL THE BACKLASH I RECEIVED FOR MY ANTI-POODLE RANTS. I JUST WANTED TO WISH U ALL A HAPPY THANKSGIVING NEXT WEEK. #BLESSED

HI GUYS ITS ME DOZER THE DOG. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY. THIS YEAR I AM GOING AS A DISAPPOINTING FOOTBALL PLAYER. EVERYBODY BE GOOD BOYS OUT THERE TONIGHT!

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. #NATIONALDOGDAY WHO DIS?

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES IS “FIELD OF DREAMS.” IT IS ABOUT A GUY WHO HEARS A DOG’S VOICE IN HIS HEAD. THEN THIS GUY BUILDS A FIELD AND A GIANT DOG NAMED BEETHOVEN SHOWS UP. SORRY FOR THE SPOILERS.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF THE MONDAYS. HOLD ON…I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED TODAY IS SUNDAY. THEN I GUESS IT IS TIME FOR A LAZY SUNDAY.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT MY MEAT STICK TREAT IS A CIGAR. I HAVE SEEN MY DAD DO THIS WITH A PRETZEL ROD. IT IS WHAT COOL GUYS DO…PRETEND PIECES OF FOOD ARE CIGARS.

@colinshuran @Johnny_L0we @JamesStormBrand @funkmasterMMA @SeanCarrigan WORK THE CASTING COUCH

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. TODAY I WAS FILMING A MOVIE WITH MY FRIENDS @Johnny_L0we @JamesStormBrand @funkmasterMMA @SeanCarrigan I BELIEVE WE WERE FILMING THE SEQUEL TO “AIR BUD,” THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. I AM VERY FAMOUS.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. #HAPPYFATHERSDAY . I WILL TELL YOU A PERSONAL SECRET...I AM ACTUALLY ADOPTED. MY BIRTH FATHER WAS A DOG NOT A HUMAN. MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL FIND MY DOG DAD. BUT FOR NOW I WILL SETTLE FOR MY GOOFY HUMAN DAD.

HI GUYS IT IS ME DOZER THE DOG. I AM CURRENTLY SERVING HARD TIME IN PRISON AKA THE BACKYARD. I POOP ON A FEW NEIGHBORS LAWNS...AND NOW I MUST BE CAGED LIKE SOME SORT OF ANIMAL.

@JoshCohenRadio YOU ARE A GOOD BOY

Is it weird that when I read tweets from @dog_dozer I can hear what his human voice would be? 😂