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@big_business_ @Trysta_Krick @iiwiitalk Sick code switching job @Trysta_Krick. Got a little twang in that speech since leaving barstool huh?

Cam’ron just doubled down on Jey Uso, saying it’s on sight this Saturday at WrestleMania and calling him the weakest link and the mascot of The Bloodline. “You’re the weakest link in the Bloodline Uce… I thought you were a mascot… don’t worry you’re gonna see me” 😂😂😂😂😂

@WWE @CMPunk @CodyRhodes YO THAT SHIT WAS GAY AS HELL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WAS THAT?

@WWE not sure what the plan was for tomorrow but your ‘champion’ just walked out to cut the final promo of the wrestlemania go home show TO DEAFENING SILENCE. Not even boo’s, indifferent silence. Yikes

@DannyJConrad @BarstoolBigCat TL;DR - Danny sucks and is not funny

Bold Spring Break House prediction. It’s day 5 on set in Vegas. It’s 3:30am yet the party is just getting started. I’ve been dead sober filming a drunk Dante all day while also dealing with him being legitimately upset with me for recording him on a reality show. I don’t want anything on the sidelines with us to distract him from the real game, so I swallow my pride and ask him to forgive me for doing my job. He accepts my apology then gets back out there on the dance floor with the rest of his cast mates. I go to follow but see that another producer already has it covered. I sit back down and let out a sigh of both pleasure and relief as I crack open a Red Bull. I’m looking forward to a 2 minute break from the action when suddenly I hear a voice next to me say “Mind if I get first sip on that?” It’s Mintzy. I have zero reaction to his question and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m in a state of shock or because I’m not shocked at all. He repeats the question, “Would you mind if I took a sip of your Red Bull first, I just don’t want your germs ya know?” I don’t say anything at all because I have nothing nice to say. He thinks I can’t hear him so he stops a bottle girl with a full tray of shots in her hands if she could tell the DJ to turn the music down a little. He gives her the option of dropping off the shots to her table first, if she wants. I’ve been staring into the abyss the past 45 seconds while Mintzy stares at me staring into the abyss. My eyes are uncontrollably twitching but wide open, a small stream of blood begins to drip from my left nostril. Mintzy notices. He repeats the question then places his hand on my shoulder and says “Hey, I get it man. Now you know how I feel whenever I’m the only sober one at a party. The worst part about it for me personally is when I get forced into listening to drunk people talk my ear off about nothing.” I collapse. I’m now lying on the ground of a nightclub in the fetal position with my eyes wide open, sober. The paramedics eventually come and Mintzy goes out of his way to tell them that he was talking to me just a second ago and I seemed completely fine. He watches me get strapped to a stretcher as he asks the paramedics if they think I’ll have to spend the night in the hospital. Wow, I thought, maybe he does have a heart after- and before I can even think the rest of my thought he turns to my concerned coworkers and whispers, “If Danny has to spend the night in the hospital then I call dibs on his bed tonight.” He quadruple checks that they all heard him, then takes the first sip of my Red Bull.

@BeholdPaleH0rse Desmond bane 34 points last game, 3/12 from the field 0/3 from three. RIGGED!

Desmond bane has 10 minutes to score 4 points or imma do something REALLY BAD

MFT vs wyatt sicks is sloppy as hell but goddamn is dexter lumis smooth in the ring

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@BernieSanders You’ve been saying this for like 20 years now. You’ll be dead in the next 5-10, try to spend them enjoying whats left of your gay ass life instead of just yelling about taxes everyday nerd

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

@IAmJamesStewart Danhausen wins andre the giant battle royal?

I’m not telling you it’s happening……I’m just saying don’t be surprised. 🙃

very evil very good(year)

@JeffNadu @Novig Let’s do it! #NADU

I love this spot today in the MLB. Let’s get it. @Novig

Family won’t move our group chat to signal. Had to leave. Here comes the guilt trip 😒

@WWE @USANetwork Danhausen

Who will be the last one standing when The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal returns TONIGHT on #SmackDown?! 📍: Las Vegas 🎟️: bit.ly/4eqYMdU 📺: 8 ET/7 CT on @USANetwork

@TheRealGresh TLC at wrestlemania 17?

GTFOH outta here. If theres no Hogan vs Andre at 3, theres no list.

Wow you mean the guy not running for re-election who doesn’t need to shoot a canpaign commercial saying he vited against the war? It’s almost like this is fake or something…

@TedDanielnews @bostonradio Turtleboy is a shitposter that realized he could grift retarded boomer women easier than peddling an ostensibly racist blog that nobody read. Taking pictures with his fist up, never been in a fight. hope he drowns in legal fees fighting this. @DoctorTurtleboy u hear that pussy?

Breaking: Four people who testified in the Karen Read case just announced they are suing Karen Read and Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney for defamation. The plaintiffs are Jennifer McCabe, Brian Albert, Colin Albert and Brian Higgins. This just went out by email:

@luisjgomez Can’t wait to be dragged out of an AMC theatre for acknowledging my tribal chief every time he’s on the screen. ☝🏻

This looks fun!

@stoolpresidente Nadu, Sas, Brandon Walker, Dante The Don

The fastest yes I’ve ever given in my life. Yes Barstool would love to compete in the Family Feud. Now to pick what morons are on the panel with me.

@theserfstv @bignana420

Ashley St.Claire claims to be dropping a complete career nuke on Benny Johnson including never before seen receipts on potentially illegitimate children and his extreme mancock addiction