Jessica Citizen

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@tunn_michael ...lies! 😜

Out of the past and into your future comes this news... And the news is pleats!

@Ghost56663467 @BlueTrainWithF1 ...you don't even know why using a Team Fortress 2 gif is hilarious for this comment, do you?

@BlueTrainWithF1 Y’all never finished your game after 3 years

@iamconnelly I understand that completely. (We've hopped over from the sister station for a little bit - boyo says he likes your music better!)

@dotarray Sometimes there's too many words and not enough mouth.

"It's not good English, it's breakfast radio" 💙 @iamconnelly (yesterday, but it's still making me laugh)

Gaaahhhhh @flyanaboss are coming to Australia to be at @sxswsydney and I am not going to be there and now I am sad. (Please go see them if you are less geographically-challenged, because they are amazing. Just please don't gloat about it too much...)

...open this particular social media platform, see that "Shiel" is trending, assume that it must be @timshiel. Am a bit disappointed that it's actually referring to sportsball.

@Punkley @StepfordRail ...has someone borrowed your account there, @punkley? ;)

@StepfordRail Stepford rail you should have class 390 373 225 and 755 on cnect for the class 745

Version 1.10.9 is now live in all servers! We've updated the game with the following new features: - Class 397/0 has been added to Stepford Express - Class 397/1 has been added to Airlink Photo credit: [GD] Larsus1337 #LoveSCR

@sarahjansencom Did you also hear it on the radio this morning? I wonder how much the playlists are synced between related stations across different states, hmmmm.

PSA: Sporty Spice’s 1998 duet with Brian Adams still slaps

OMG OMG OMG there is an @eliotfish voice on my tv! Hello, Fido! That was an excellent (implied) conversation... and a pretty great 90s rock reunion! (8yr old is appropriately impressed too, btw.)

Further to this, today I was invited to join the local CWA chapter. I fear my scones are not up to par.

Oh, thank you lovely internet fairies! I hope to be as generous next time some silly person wants a hand getting onto the latest bandwagon :)

I don't 100% know why I want one, other than "fomo is a thing", but if anyone has any spare invite codes, lemme know? (...she says, looking at the dust forming over on that prehistoric elephant...)

@rosiex @seashepherd Whoa, I did not realise that that Bob Barker was *that* Bob Barker!

An incredible philanthropist and many organisations including @seashepherd benefited from his generosity.

Sidenote: Wouldn't it be grand if Robbie brought @softplayband with him when he came to Australia later this year? Can you imagine seeing these two simply owning the #Adelaide500 stage? The @v8supercars crowd would love it!

Me seeing @robbiewilliams trending, hoping it means the masses have discovered @softplayband's ridiculously excellent new single PUNK'S DEAD (featuring Mr Williams singing about snowflakes and bullshit in the bridge...) NSFW lyric warning, obvs: youtube.com/watch?v=oUGd2i…

@Gamer_Rade Valid, but this is referring to the deeply uncool amount of time I have spent working at polling sites :)

Job offer making me feel old by referring to my "vast experience and knowledge"...

I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a drain

Going through bank statements, I am thrilled at how many entries I have for "VICTOR HARBOUR Victor HarboAUS" ...with no other identifying characteristics. Helpful.