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@NatureChapter How many people are rooting for the croc to chop his hand off?

Crocodile 🐊watch until the end 😳

@TalkinYanks @YESNetwork That’s why Yankees are such an undisciplined team. Starts from the top

"The lollipop kid came through tonight. He can have all the lollipops he wants now... as long as he doesn't take it out to second base with him, we're good." Aaron Boone has fully embraced Jazz Chisholm as the lollipop kid (via @YESNetwork)

@YankeeReport_ This dude is going to get life time walk every time he is at plate, cuz he has 4 balls now

Have we gotten an update on Jazz's balls yet?

@maskaus 赞美的同时，又何必去诋毁别人的爱好。青菜萝卜各有爱好

這是真正的技巧運動，比美國人的拳擊，棒球和橄欖球好看多了！ 美國人看不懂足球。⚽️

@Globalstats11 @Learn_wit_Clara What’s the standard. Very questionable ranking

60 Cities with the Best Public Transport in the World 🚆 1. 🇸🇬 Singapore 2. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 3. 🇸🇪 Stockholm 4. 🇩🇰 Copenhagen 5. 🇫🇷 Paris 6. 🇦🇹 Vienna 7. 🇩🇪 Berlin 8. 🇨🇭 Zurich 9. 🇳🇴 Oslo 10. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 11. 🇺🇸 New York 12. 🇫🇮 Helsinki 13. 🇰🇷 Seoul 14. 🇩🇪 Munich 15. 🇵🇱 Warsaw 16. 🇬🇧 London 17. 🇨🇳 Shanghai 18. 🇷🇺 Moscow 19. 🇦🇺 Sydney 20. 🇳🇱 Amsterdam 21. 🇨🇳 Beijing 22. 🇮🇹 Milan 23. 🇪🇸 Barcelona 24. 🇺🇸 San Francisco 25. 🇨🇦 Montreal 26. 🇺🇸 Chicago 27. 🇹🇷 Istanbul 28. 🇮🇩 Jakarta 29. 🇨🇦 Vancouver 30. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 31. 🇪🇸 Madrid 32. 🇦🇪 Dubai 33. 🇮🇪 Dublin 34. 🇵🇹 Lisbon 35. 🇨🇱 Santiago 36. 🇮🇹 Rome 37. 🇺🇸 Washington, DC 38. 🇺🇸 Boston 39. 🇨🇦 Toronto 40. 🇶🇦 Doha 41. 🇲🇾 Kuala Lumpur 42. 🇺🇸 Atlanta 43. 🇺🇸 Los Angeles 44. 🇪🇨 Quito 45. 🇦🇷 Buenos Aires 46. 🇹🇭 Bangkok 47. 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro 48. 🇺🇸 Detroit 49. 🇺🇸 Houston 50. 🇪🇬 Cairo 51. 🇮🇳 Delhi 52. 🇺🇸 Dallas 53. 🇧🇷 São Paulo 54. 🇮🇳 Mumbai 55. 🇲🇽 Mexico City 56. 🇵🇪 Lima 57. 🇺🇸 Austin 58. 🇦🇪 Abu Dhabi 59. 🇳🇬 Lagos 60. 🇨🇴 Bogotá Source: Oliver Wyman Forum & University of California, Berkeley Urban Mobility Readiness Index 2024

@RichJohnsonNFL You are blocked from my feed

#Giants QB Jaxson Dart has been suspended for the first four games of the NFL season for conduct detrimental to the team.

@Hailey_Monroe_ So how could he finally heard your father’s question?

Mi papá odió a nuestro vecino durante 11 años. Decía que era grosero. Frío. Arrogante. Todas las mañanas el tipo ignoraba a todos y se iba sin saludar con la mano. Un invierno mi papá resbaló en el hielo afuera de nuestra casa. Una caída fuerte. No podía moverse. ¿Adivinen quién corrió primero al otro lado de la calle? El vecino “arrogante”. Llamó a la ambulancia. Cubrió a mi papá con su propio abrigo. Se quedó con él 40 minutos en el frío glacial. En el hospital mi papá preguntó: "¿Por qué siempre fuiste tan poco amistoso?" El hombre se veía confundido. Luego dijo:

@VinnysCorner1 Tom Brady

Without saying Tim Raines, Andre Dawson, Vladimir Guerrero, Gary Carter or Steve Rogers, name an Expo….

@whyyoutouzhele @YiXia90314 秦城是挤不下了，应该重启功德林了

最新发布的，《全国人民代表大会常务委员会2026年第二号公报》披露： 边瑞峰少将、丁来富少将、杨光少将、李伟上将、王东海中将、李桥铭上将、沈金龙上将、秦生祥上将、于忠福上将、全部因涉嫌违纪违法，被罢免第十四届全国人民代表大会代表职务

@mubeitech 这种混乱chain of command的事都可以让川吹出来吹，恶心死了

几名陆军飞行员开着直升机，在 Kid Rock 纳什维尔的家上空低飞盘旋。 大兵开军机追星，后果有多严重？ 陆军高层反应极快。 一道命令下来，机组人员全部停职。 记者拿这事去问川普。 他回了两句话。 “按规矩是不该胡闹，但我会过问一下这事。” “毕竟他们喜欢 Kid Rock，我也喜欢。” 话音刚落。 国防部长 Pete Hegseth 直接越过繁文缛节。 秒发指令，停飞取消。 所有人即刻复职。 以前的五角大楼，一份违纪报告就能轻易捏死一线士兵的职业生涯。 将领们只认冷冰冰的教条。 现在的最高统帅，亲自给普通大兵的人情味撑腰。 高层的官僚主义，现在连个基层大兵都动不了。

@TalkinBaseball_ Can’t help but thinking about how Cashman could’ve had Harper, but instead traded for Stanton a season before. That trade sealed the fate of current Yankees droughts of championship

Bryce Harper enjoyed every second of his unbelievably clutch homer

@TalkinBaseball_ @Jolly_Olive @JoezMcfLy This is the version of Judge we will have next five years

We were NOT happy with that Judge at bat

@trevorplouffe @TalkinBaseball_ Get used to it, Yankees fans. This is the version of Judge we have for the next five years

Tough look taking that 3-1 pitch by Judge. Heater middle middle! I was thinking along with the at bat and thought slider in that count too. Sal out-thought both of us.

@FeiyanXie 怎么没人提崇祯和…

在线答，请吧！🤗

@whyyoutouzhele 洗脚盆

12月5日，有网友发现，继“刁迈乎”“She Japan”之后，又一批脆友赋名的“习近平讳称”开始在微博流通，比如“i in ing”、“she dripping”、“shejumping”、“skipping”等，并且已经被算法自动收录，出现在相关搜索联想词条中。

@SkykidLan 你为什么不把白宫这个推是在回复加拿大前总理的那个推呢？不要断章取义，把整个推的thread都贴上来

今天有点感慨，也觉得加拿大理性而平和的公共环境值得珍惜。 冬奥男子冰球决赛，美国2:1击败加拿大夺冠。比赛有输有赢，非常正常。 但赛后，白宫官方X账号发了一张白头鹰压加拿大鹅的梗图，象征意味很直接。说实话，没想到国家官方账号会这样。随后，美国众议员Randy Fine转发加拿大总理卡尼祝贺球队的帖子，叫卡尼“州长”。 也许有人觉得这是调侃，但我觉得这种带有“踩人”意味的回应，传递了一种态度，是缺乏尊重的。 当政府账号发布这样的图片，当民选官员用这样的方式表达时，年轻人又会从中读到什么？ 我不知道这种示范会带来什么影响。但作为家长，我会在意。 孩子和年轻人看到的，不只是比赛，还有大人、尤其公众人物如何面对胜负。我的孩子这些年在俱乐部踢球。尊重对手、尊重规则是对球员的基本要求。比赛激烈，但结束后很体面。大多数家长希望孩子学会尊重。 这也是我喜欢加拿大的原因之一～这里更注重谦逊、分寸和互相尊重。

@kangminlee Just because you celebrate it, it doesn’t mean it is not Chinese New Year. The date is determined by Chinese Calendar, not a lunar calendar. We will not rename Chinese Food to Lunar Food just because people in other nations also enjoy Chinese food. Call it what it is.l

새해 복 많이 받으세요! 🏮✨ Happy Seollal (설날) and Lunar New Year to everyone celebrating around the world! And yes, it's Lunar New Year, not sure what the controversy about calling it exclusively Chinese New Year is about haha. Korea, Vietnam, Mongolia, and other Asian cultures have celebrated this holiday in their own distinct ways for centuries. If you're Chinese, call it Chinese New Year. If you're not Chinese, call it Lunar New Year. Quite simple! Wishing everyone blessings, prosperity, and a strong year ahead! 🧧

@TaiwanSpecial Chinese language is used in China, Singapore, and Taiwan. So the language should be called Lunar Language? How about English, shall we rename it Martian by the same token?

It’s Lunar New Year, NOT Chinese New Year! Regardless of the Chinese government trying to force the world to call this lunisolar new year festival “Chinese New Year” when referring to it in English, a majority of countries and the UN are aligned with the proper “Lunar New Year” in English usage. Let’s keep it neutral and don’t let it become a weapon of Chinese cultural hegemony #ChineseNewYear #ChineseNewYear2026 #LunarNewYear #China #Taiwan #Korea #Japan #Vietnam #Chinese

@TaiwanSpecial Chinese calendar is not a lunar calendar. If you are using Chinese calendar, call it what it is. Just like I call your country Taiwan. I understand you are not part of China. If you don’t like anything about China, don’t use Chinese Calendar, don’t celebrate Chinese New Year

@sanzhao41 问题是中国农历不是月历啊， 伊斯兰人用的是月历。叫lunar new year的纯属傻叉

每年吵Chinese new year 還是lunar new year 也夠無聊的，這個年不止是中國過，越南、韓國、朝鮮、台灣、新加坡、蒙古、印尼、泰國、緬甸、文萊、菲律賓等國家都慶祝，而且都是國定假日，甚至連巴拿馬、毛里求斯都放假。 中國愛叫Chinese new year就自己叫，不要管別人過lunar new year, 不就結了嗎😂