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face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

@cremers_ You’re supposed to talk about yourself the whole time, how else will she know if she likes you?

@ShipStreaming I uninstalled

Is it bad i think the rivalry board was more fun last season then sprite hunting?

I haven’t seen one girl lift her shirt up and show titties at the World Cup? What’s this all for then?

Wearing a linen shirt and it’s not aristocratic it’s wrinkly as fuck and I look like a jackass

@Harzulx @nazctrl Same here, hunting rifle is the only good part

@nazctrl I literally haven’t played actual BR more than 3 game sessions cause ZB just feels mid rn. Idk.

I cant stop venting my frustration for the current season (CH7 S3) loot pool being THE most unbearable loot pool for Zero Build, there is basically no balance with these weapons which makes fights extremely random and unbalanced.

@rufusjonz @OhCoco A fakery indeed

@OhCoco I called them twice early on weekend mornings to see if they had bagels, both times they were like no we're out - basically a fakery not a bakery

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though

@BackersGamesF @EpicTofuChris What happened to medallions and mythics? Or at least map rotations? Game had so much potential and started strong before epic killed it for no reason

BLITZ ROYALE LAUNCHED ONE YEAR AGO TODAY Created by @EpicTofuChris. Your baby is already one year old 💙

@ScyanYT Getting eliminations used to mean something. Along with victory royales

Yes he is right, but not just collecting. Key to keeping Fortnite players engaged is actual progression, proper rewards from playing the game. The feeling of the game is evolving something is moving forward every game So. Collections + any type of progression + extraction is what Fortnite needs to make every match more meaningful! This season is such a step in right direction

@Corleyrecord Fuuuck

Cheeseburgers are literally just covering a cow's remains in its own lactations

@realNumberSets @FGMuffins It’s ass

@FGMuffins This whole mechanic seems to maximize both engagement and frustration. Not only from trying to find the rare sprites that may only show up in 1 game out of dozens, that you might not even see, and if you do get it.. someone might eliminate you before it can be extracted.

They could literally make it give me free ammo and it STILL wouldn't be worth the hassle that is bringing one of these into a real match. There's no point bringing anything but base sprites in, the risk/reward calculation is so off balance!

@wroughttt You’re supposed to use it on your teeth, not deep throat it

Decided to get a water pick to try and improve my oral hygiene. Tried it out tonight. Shot a jet of water straight into the back of my throat, triggered my gag reflex, projectile vomited into my sink. Moral of the story is never fucking bother with anything

My 5 year plan is to fuck and cum

I’m generally an uninterested nigga. I like to avoid things

@BackersGamesF Just end it already, sprites are ass

SEASON 3 IS ALREADY 20% DONE, 60 DAYS LEFT #Fortnite

Dishing out likes on hinge while poop is actively coming out of my butt

“The decline of the west”

@wanted4mogging Always said this

being a boober is straighter than being an ass man because men can have big asses but only a woman can have boobs. this is why the nietzschean vitalists despise honkers, because they love penis

@EpicTofuChris @HYPEX How about you revert the visual audio changes back?

Update. Changes to the latter may not hit until the .20 build, since the proper balancing tweaks require a patch and the .10 build is already in flight for Thursday. In the meantime, we’re looking into other global spawn rate + sprite chests + QoL tweaks that dont require a build. Apologies and thanks for the patience 🙏

Thanks for all the feedback on variant sprite rarities and lobbies for new players. We’re working on a few changes today and over next week. Collecting sprites should be a joy for everyone, as well as the chase! Appreciate the kindness of the community sharing sprites as well.