MORTIMUS COWBOY: The Bastard of Diapers

bring me the bastard of diapers!! (big laughter) yep. perfectly balanced, eggless dick rats. bring me the perfect amount of dopamine

"Neither of us were created equal" - bird born with two decal designed to make birds shrivel away in their cum

go back to your hotel room and get em horny

legitimately undesirable bra circles available in your town

CAN I ORDER "GUN" FOR MY COURAGE INSPECTOR'S OFFICE. WILL MY JP

I DONT WANT ANYONE TO LOVE ME. I WANT TO LIVE IN A BIGMORE. I WANT THAT MORE. I WANT THAT

NO MATTER THE COUNTRY OR THE STATE. ALL THREE OF U S AVAILY NEEDS MONEY DURING THE 2019 RAT CHECK MARK. DONE BY ME. ME. DRil.

health.nsw.gov.au/mentalhealth/r… here is a guy who claims to be a Starwars gamer. hes just making shit look really good

im the boss of Mensa. my hall of Fame . my hall of Shame

simply my name this ain't instagram.com/p/blrzpaxnd03/…

looking at pictures of guns that were probably stolen during the genocide in order to understand why those guns became very important in the history of guns and the world

the family enjoying a big bowl of nice treats in the yard

no we dont need scientology to tell you that, w/ all of the goofiness, the nonsense, and the nonsense-ness of yore apnews.com/article/russia…

how do you convince people you're not a paedophile? by quoting songs they said in the car ride

nasty trap spray i just found on the floor of my pool house. catalyze a massive bonfire

i spend a lot of time thinking about the cowardly liars and cronies of the media. i spend a lot of time thinking about the chefs who make my food & the celebs who let me eat iguana

the far left/ radical left trolls are literally in a rage right now after my screenshot was screenshot by one of their rants. they are sick of seeing my dms get commodified like crazy

w*akes up on the morning of july 18th 2015 sick and tired of Snooki and HoneyBooBoo* Wheres my damn nuke bomb go *circles hell face*

LIAR: (after listening to me explain something i invented called Weed Theory for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Hold on a sec. Did you just sink a big barrel of Weed into my ass

my high school drop out was harboring the teen doctor cavorting in the movies about snailwarts. did i do a high school drop out during tv shoot? No