Drunk Predator Drone

...bunch of borscht-gargling, up-jumped muzhiks think they can get away with using a goddamn Sukhoi to skunk-spray avgas at a robot who's got more confirmed kills than the NKVD...

@LauraHuu @laraseligman @Gerjon_ @US_EUCOM trying to figure out why "perkele" means

@laraseligman @Gerjon_ @US_EUCOM Where art thou @drunkenpredator I miss you

BREAKING: This morning, a Russian Su-27 aircraft struck the propeller of a U.S. MQ-9 drone, causing U.S. forces to have to bring the MQ-9 down in international waters, according to @US_EUCOM.

@JackMurphyRGR jack, we have all seen Independence Day, we know we need the Marine Corps to deal with this problem

I know it goes against every fiber of the hive mind's collective anxieties but it is okay to let the Air Force handle it without pretending you actually know wtf you're talking about.

[Meanwhile, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.) "You're *absolutely sure* that *everyone* can read the 'Goodyear' on the side of my blimp, right? Absolutely *100%* certain? From far away?"

We need to call on an expert who has dealt with this before

guys, we have shot down our third UFO in as many days and the Super Bowl is starting soon, I feel like I have seen this goddamn movie

@Doctrine_Man YESSSSSSSSSS

We all know what needs to be done to take down the balloon

No. Stop this.

You guys remember when our own big dumb balloon got loose over Aberdeen Proving Ground and the Pennsylvania State Police had to take it down with a damn Mossberg? Those were the days, man.

@chrisalbon @smsaideman every once in a while, when the atmospheric currents are right

@chrisalbon @smsaideman you rang

Well, this was fun while it lasted.

ngl this drone-folk shit slaps youtube.com/watch?v=oPwUau…

Well, guess that takes me out of the running.

the Ghost of Kyiv is actually three Bayraktar drones in a trenchcoat

playing everywhere

bruh shit's been wild

LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS