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still so many first times to look forward to.

I love when people have careers that allow them to do whatever they want. Just moving around with a laptop lol.

One of the main reasons I stopped oversharing is because certain friendships and relationships lack substance, so they utilize your business as topic of discussion. I value my privacy, and I don’t want anyone who hasn’t been told about my business to know anything.

I do wish MySpace had a longer run. MySpace > all socials

How silly of me to forget how far God has brought me just because I want to go farther.

A flat stomach is the best accessory you can have. It IS the outfit.

I thought people were lying when they said that they forget to reply to messages until I became one of them 😭

There is a Japanese Legend that says: "Whether it's a machine, a house, or a relationship... Maintenance is always cheaper than repairing." What you don't maintain, you eventually lose.

An art lesson photographed by Thomas Struth, Louvre, Paris 1989

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

Kids today could never handle this show

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

@Freida_McFadden can happily take all of my money. 📚💸

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

the birds outside my window will never know how much they mean to me.

mds quem foi o gênio que inventou um VASO em formato de livro??? agora minha estante nunca mais vai ser a mesma 📚💐💀

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

Nonetheless, happy Friday-eve y’all

Got a 🤏🏼 stain on my yellow shirt and now I want to change my whole outfit 🫠

Mad asl. Not literally mad but im mad LOL if that makes sense