Johan 🐾 detective vtuber

Helloooo im johan!!!! I am a golden retriever detective!!! (And luna is my assistant heh) I cant wait to hang out with you all :))))))

I just woke up to 127 replies to this 😭 This a full time job worth of evaluations (Also great list of awesome vtubers you should follow, take a look at it)

@KiCoonie 4/10, eating trash is not a crime, its good for the planet!

@dumbhanham 😔🙏

Drop your vtuber models and as a detective i will tell you how likely you are to commit a crime

@Zekkehere 8/10, she will definitely commit crime if the opportunity arises

@dumbhanham please gimme your opinion about her hun ><

@felem_ex_astris 1/10, i dont think the word crime is in your dictionary

@dumbhanham devious man

@ririminoa 1/10, not a fly has been hurt

@dumbhanham Hmm.. I wonder..

@XICyonid 6/10, its only a matter of time..

@OniVT__ 3/10, unlike your appearance, i actually think ur chances of crime are pretty low! Nice guy this one

@dumbhanham Tell me how much of a delinquent I am, dogtective.

@KitsumesVT 2/10, i see no possibility of crime

@dumbhanham x.com/i/status/20237…

@Kimekoisbatty 7/10, my crime radar is having a light show (-1 suspicion for being a dog tho)

@dumbhanham Me me me!! 💙🦇🐾 (Also, hello fellow doggy Vtuber!)

@Issei_Kai_ 3/10, if you manage to not get caught i would agree (being a cat gets you a couple crime points tho)

@dumbhanham Me? Crime? Noooooo….. it’s not a crime if you aren’t caught right? Right….?

@Morgue_Rabbit 8/10, ha! This detective has detected your bio saying dream demon, DEMON. Dont demon my dreams

@dumbhanham Just a pure and innocent guy 🥰

@NerumyVT 5/10, honestly i could see this leaning either way, which is why im fence sitting on this one. Classic

@dumbhanham :3

@GunjinUobea 67/10, vr chat when

@dumbhanham Hi 🐻

@aquaria_en 2/10, there is tiny fish in your hair thats pretty peak

@dumbhanham Hello!! Here's mine :3

@HimitsuHaruki 0/10, sounds about right

@dumbhanham i am innocent even when proven guilty

@Softer_Paws 1/10, crime radar is only slightly beeping, but that might just be the voices in my head

@dumbhanham Sure ^w^

@yangtheweeb 7/10, dangerous and possibly armed

@dumbhanham Stares

@ttinybones 4/10, valorant player, instant plus 5 crime rate, but -1 for being a dog

@dumbhanham :3

@Tjdarkwolfvt 3/10, i would say the chances of you being a criminal are low. But never zero

@dumbhanham x3