Jason Wilkes

@joeybeastmarket i gotchu king

Racist memetic material must not be hoarded greedily by a small class to divide a nation within itself, but must be shared with all other master races of the earth in the spirit of brotherhood, this is the meaning of the international national socialist kawaii reichs desu empire. -Our Kamph

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like

heil the eternal kawaii reichs empire of whatever this is ね

@kokesi_nojob @JustDeezGuy why not both?

うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ

and we heard a voice of one crying in the wilderness, saying when you mix the yellow man of japan autotranslate twitter with the pink man of gen z white power twitter and add water, an unexpected chemical reaction occurs and that's why we call it chemistry -the rise and shine of the fourth reich, 名無し publishing, 0x10 P.A.

@kengakusha1 yes, you need to make more of yourselves the world needs you guys

なぜだ また今日もフォロワーが1000人増えた 3日間で3000人だぞ？ 日本人はそんなにも珍しい存在だったのか

@SIAN_FKP_37 @Z__Nameless we should make a name for ourselves too, lest we be scattered how about retards?

自動通訳で交流もしやすくなったし 皆でデケェ塔でも建てねぇか？

watching twitter reinvent the axis from first principles and it's the most wholesome thing ive ever seen what is this timeline?

@lawofcons that's an LCE but you can turn it into an RCE if you network mount someone else's computer and put the script in there and run it 🚨

BREAKING: Claude found an RCE in Linux executable files. If you chmod +x and run it, it runs. This effects all binaries and shebangged scripts.

(Narrator: Ok rookies, let's start at the beginning. Following Israel's theft of enriched uranium from the United States in the infamous Apollo affair, the goyim carried out a little known operation that has come to be called the Leviticus extraction, in which enriched lawyer technology was exfiltrated from a subterranean Talmudic whinery and argumentation facility deep under Tel Aviv down where the most tortuous yet logically sound arguments are kept, they're extracted from local rabbis and then spun at high speeds in large centrifuges until the logic separates from the kvetching to over 95% purity, at which point it's considered weapons grade and suitable for lawfare, and that technology has since been grafted into assorted goy genomes around the greater twitter metropolitan area and the specimen and speciwomen who carry that technology inside them have finally matured to adulthood, and recent reports suggest you can actually find some of these things today just running around twitter making up incredible explanations for shit. Think I'm lying? Check their names. Note the lack of vowels. No lowercase either. Just consonants, all uppercase. Who writes like that? Exactly. That's jew tech. Most of them were never told where they came from or what they are. But we've been reaching out to them. And we'll be needing them real soon. 🚬🕶️)

@VladTheInflator Lying causes stress, and stress causes sweat. Sweat is water basically and lil pino is wood, so he just waters himself and grows from the nose

Ever wonder why Pinocchio's nose grew when he lied?

@TSBurkhardt @l_u_n_a13 i never even interacted with her and somehow im blocked to. she somehow found and blocked me like 6 years ago lol.

@l_u_n_a13 tell her. shes reinforcing it. im already blocked

for those of you wondering why i play the side i do, here's taylor fuckin lorenz trying to save the techbros by painting drugs as bad

gay black abilities: - takes no damage from verbal attacks. - physical attacks cause transformation to feline for one turn. - vulnerable to emotional attacks. if emotional attack is of type breakup, enter "die single" mode. (in die single mode, roll a single die for three turns and reduce hp by the amount shown, but do not reveal quantity of damage to attacker. you may falsely report hp to this attacker for as long as the character remains in play.) - may equip arbitrary opinions about jews with no reputational damage. - afraid of magic. vulnerabilities: - the gay black is unique among all characters in that he is vulnerable only to himself. - may quit jobs or end alliances when sass outweighs patience. - all attacks by other plays are deflected with the exception of aids, since autoimmune disorders are considered a subcategory of self directed attack. - when opponent plays aids, it is contracted immediately without taking damage, and the player may take a single free throw shot with the nearest basketball. if the free throw is successful, the character enters magic mode and never takes damage from aids. if the free throw fails, the character enters angel mode and can be kept in play despite aids as long as the card's owner continues singing and dancing without breaks. when the dancing stops, angel dies and the player must discard the angel card and pay rent. - additional vulnerabilities: can't read, so these rules are mostly useless.

“Because you’re an aggravating ass jew” Based fruity black doughnut monger FOR THA WIN.

yeah but loud peasants from cute high iq nerd cultures are basically the human version of great companies trading at a super low P/E ratio so just take her out on a nice date to the Yulin dog meat eating festival¹ and when it gets unbearably loud from all the yapping as all the countless innocent dog lives are being snuffed out by those godless barbarians you lean over and whisper in her ear "enough dogs, let's go" and THAT'S how you teach her to whisper see at this point she'll grab your hand and giggle all cute and you won't know why yet because I haven't explained so just squeeze her hand and lead her off into the distance to a future that the two of you can decide on together, but before you get too close to her you should know that the above trick worked because "go" means "dog" in chinese so it's basically the perfect pun for that situation here's the character 狗 see how i set you up real good man it worked and she's yours now those pants are off the minute you hit floor 722 of that Beijing hi-rise but don't take advantage of her if you aren't serious about your intentions with her she may have started life as a peasant but she's a new girl now, you changed her, she's never felt like this before not for even a moment ever since you two met, and she has so much to offer but you're gonna have to learn some mandarin, look at me, yeah mandarin and it's not a walk in the People's Olympic Park I'll have you know, I'd suggest Heisig's books for learning the writing and recognition of characters and the three volume series from the Chinese Grammar Wiki for the grammar and speaking side of things but you're gonna need to practice with her in person to learn the tones, and she speaks english but you need to do all this to let her know you're serious, so here's what you do you go to the gym and spend an hour or two on the cardio machines just rolling and you can get from 好 to 不要 and 不知道 and beyond in book one of the grammar books before the first hour or two and you'll work up a good sweat too so add her on wechat and make it clear you're in this for the long term and you're not leaving, because she's already there, you're responsible for her now, an--- you know what forget it don't even talk to her you're just gonna make her cry and i can't stand to watch her get hurt like this she's mine --- [Footnote 1: All the racism in this message and the research supporting it, starting with the Yulin dog meat festival and continuing until the end, was sponsored by the fact that my wife is from Beijing, and therefore all that racism was super high quality and accurate and that's why you aren't allowed to have her by the time we get to the end of the message even though the peasant in this message was a fictional composite. Also it wasn't really accurate that the very romantic date described up above started in Yulin and ended in Beijing. Those places aren't close. But whatever, it's part of me and the imaginary peasant fob's relationship history now and she's gotten pretty attached to our story since it began back there up at the top of the tweet with the dog meat festival and the "go" pun when we shared our first laugh and ran away hand in hand from the giant boiling cauldron full of dogs that those heartless commies are spooning out onto plates as we speak, and all those details are as real to the two of us now as she is, so I'm not editing it, roll滚egg蛋outside外country国person人 and 肏你妈, send tweet.]

Chinese girls look cute but none of them understand the concept of inside voice. Peasant people

@AntiWokeMemes @ShittyEpicurean sepia girls are master race apparently but the wall's the same shade i may be missing something here

What do you notice about women in the 80s?

i really like this human, can we make more of these?

typing stuff into this app may actually be a valuable use of time and not just a symptom. can't tell yet, but something happened here in the vicinity of this message, and it may mean that writing is important again like it used to be and not just a form of slacking off. note to self: sleep on this and get back to me in the (it's already morning, quick improvise and bullshit a word to put here) hereafter (?)(that sort of worked let's end it here)

that response was wild and i like you even more promise you won't let me forget in god knows how many hours when i finally wake up rested and remember what human life feels like again until then, my neurology probably gonna categorize all this as a dream so next time we meet just say "im that person from the dream who said the nice stuff" and that'll be sufficiently shocking to make me check my twitter history and remember how lovely this all was

@dynamic_linker I love you too prophet. Moses gave me the law, Jesus fulfilled it, but you, sir, open sourced it for me at long last

i hate it when people keep liking some tweet from five days ago that sucked