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My father's friend wrote on the wall of a gas station stall "send me a picture of your shit. I'd love to see it. [my father's phone number]" and now my dad gets like 7-10 images of actual shit sent to his phone a week

White people clap after having sex

the japanese are larping as mexicans in california who are larping as black

@bloomstoom It's the worst I got food poisoning there 6 months ago

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨HUMANITARIAN CRISIS IN MIAMI DURING MUSIC WEEK

@JamesNotJamie1 Factory or custom?

Just got stars installed in my car’s ceiling like a rolls royce… balling on a whole nother level rn…

@graveair Asmongold isn't streaming today?

This might be the worst day of my entire life

I just wanted to dedicate my life to dance...

Insane book if you're interested

@isidorunsinn In 20 minutes?

@isidorunsinn For sure, tonight?

Whenever someone says that We Live In A Simulation, you should always ask, A Simulation Of What? They never seem to have an answer its weird

The Boutros Boutros-Ghali Executive Suite has 24/7 Room Service

@ptichushka Or business difficult of child

@e_goeth bring back love one... 🧎🏻‍♀️

New water just dropped in America. Very nice bottle

Respect my prepositions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten

Respect my prepositions