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@DandaroOnline Kubva kuJamaica kuti azopfekedzwa zambia

#dandarostreets Feli Nandi has confirmed she was behind the design of Busy Signal’s outfit worn at the Kadoma show last night. 📸: Skyz Media ZW

@yours__jay @HMetro_ @Chakariboy @larry_moyo Haazodi kurima mbanje zvaida kuitwa neumwe wake Sizla here🤣🤣

Good morning from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 - CHRISTOPHER MARTIN 💜 #KadomaMusicFest

@IanSmiththe3rd 🤣🤣🤣

PREACHERS HAVE’NT CHANGED THEIR WAYS 🤣😱🚶💣💥🔥

@ZimViral Ndofunga vakaudzwa naTarrus Riley kuti mumuchenjerere mukomana iyeye akapotsa andipedza

@richforevha Alcohol abuse??

How do we fight drug and alcohol abuse in Zimbabwe when our biggest artists like Winky D are busy romanticizing alcohol in their songs? 🤔

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@matigary Vakapisa clutch

Eh, MaZimba ari kuUK tikwanirei nhaika. Ko iye munhu anoita shure ine ganda rinenge renzou sei? Kuita dehwe remvuu. Totumira vaseline here ikoko? Ko kupfeka zvakanaka munei?

@XekiHlongwane Amen,thank you

Never thought about this before, it’s worth reading it: I have always thought that Noah was safe inside the Ark because he built it according to God's specifications. I thought that perhaps it was the strength of the gopher wood and the soundness of the architecture that ensured that the waters of the flood would not come into the Ark. But today I encountered a verse that shifted this whole paradigm. Let's read what Gen 7:16 says ... "The animals going in were male and female of every living thing as God had commanded Noah... THEN GOD SHUT HIM IN.... Don't miss this.... even after Noah had built the Ark, it was God Himself who shut him in, in order to shut out the waters of the flood... In other translations this verse says "The Lord sealed them inside." It is not the fact that you have locked your house that keeps you safe at night, it is not your good driving skills that keeps you safe on the road, neither it's your healthy eating habits that keeps you healthy - only God can shut you in and shut out the devil that is seeking to devour you.

@brian___jethro @Shadaya_Knight Yah uri dunderhead sure

@Shadaya_Knight What if khune was abusive ? what if Khune never cared for her ? what if Khune was stingy ? what if khune cheated on her twice or so ?

Minnie Dlamini throwing shade at her ex Itumeleng Khune is typical of any woman watching a man she dumped succeeding in life whilst she's regressing. You need to understand, when a woman leaves/dumps you, she took a bet against your future, in her naive little mind you can never be more than what you are when she leaves you In her mind, when she turned down Itumeleng Khune's marriage proposal which was rumoured to be R1 million, she thought she deserved a man way better, afterall Khune was just a local football player. And fast forward a better man (so it seemed) than Khune came, Quinton Jones, handsome, had an accent, dressed well and was rich (so it seemed) They had a big wedding which was watched all over Africa being broadcast by DStv, truly she was living the dream, she was a real life Disney princess. Fast forward, the marriage crumbled, the seemingly perfect man took her to court for spousal custody. Meanwhile, Khune moved on, got married, had kids and his career continues to be on uprise trajectory This didn't go as Minnie envisioned it in her head, she wasn't supposed to end up a baby mama who can barely get TV gigs whilst Khune is happily married and cruising in his career. He was supposed to become a loser. Why ? Because women need their exs to be losers to feel like they made the right choice. If an ex becomes a winner, her hypergamy will realise a glitch in it's optimisation and she becomes awash with regret. No one is more bitter than a woman whose ex's life becomes better than hers in any way Right now know this, any woman who has ever curved, ignored or dumped you, subconsciously she hopes you fail in life. A woman's worst nightmare is seeing the guy she didn't PICK succeed whilst the guy she CHOSE fails So if you feel some type of way about a woman having dumped you, your best revenge is to be a winner. At most when a relationship ends, a woman goes on her hoeing phase. That time you should go on your leveling up phase. If she's to ever check up on you ever again she must see a man 10 times better than the man she left Learn OR perish!!!

@ZwRetro Dzimwe ndakadzipa DAF ndakazonzwa dzakuti dayi iri Freightliner ndapedza nayo kare idzi dzinobhowera kuwanda magetsi🤣🤣🤣

Nderipi Sasi rinotaura na makanika kana atadza kugadzira mota yako?

@kundaiiiiii They like cooking us big time

When South Africans don’t have content, they just say “Zimbabweans” and they gather for a camp meeting!🥴🥴🥴🥴

@SJikisera @T_Madungwe1 @zuvaly_x Vaigona kungoripa Maguire

@T_Madungwe1 @zuvaly_x 😂😂Maida kuripa aniko VaMadungwe

@Munyah_Wacho Ehe hanzi gore rino ndinodya nerivha

Saka Mambo Dhuterere pavakaimba kuti 'Mupei mukana mwanasikana mupei...' vaitoreva zvavo side chick ravo😂😂😂

@FaffieManhuhwa Mweya wekwaunenge wakabva unenge wakubata wokanganwa kuti ndakatendeuka🤣🤣🤣 Mwari anodzura vanhu kubva kumwe kwakaoma

inenge yanyanyonakidza seiko church service?🤣🙌🏾

@bosskimhucci Ruzha

Ndimi munoti munoziya shona, volume inonzi ne shona....?

@PMalaga2022 Vanonzi Madam Dzebonde

Joshua joshua kudiiko iwe uchiswerera nyaya dzeBonde pano? why can't you stick to what you know best... Bonde?

@Yvie_Bae @CucsmanM Ndoona sekuti kuzvibhorani ndiko kwamunotigonera

This video has made many people cry after watching it. It shows a South African man meeting a Zimbabwean trader selling eggs and peanuts in Johannesburg. She has her baby on the back whilst she trades in the streets of Johannesburg. The man gave her R800 and asked her to go home with her baby and rest. She narrated that she looked after her kids and parents back home through selling boiled eggs and roasted peanuts. These are the stories @nickmangwana that show how much Zimbabweans are suffering and how they have to leave their country to go to South Africa and trade because your Government has failed to run the country through corrupt rule. I don’t know how bringing people like @PearlThusi and other celebrities will change the view of South Africans on Zimbabwe when South Africans see suffering Zimbabweans daily in their country. May the man who assisted this woman be blessed abundantly, and may South Africa and its people be blessed for helping millions of suffering Zimbabweans put a meal on the table for their families both in South Africa and Zimbabwe. This is stuff to RETWEET because it shows how the love of humanity heal the hearts of the suffering.

@IanSmiththe3rd Haana kunzwa mhepo here uyu

Kuzunza marembe 🍒🍆 rembe 🍒🍆🤠🌰🗣🎤🚶💣💥🔥

@Shadaya_Knight Vakadzi vanopedza simba

Fellas: Just look at how many that foolish American basketball player is being dragged in public by that pornstar. His reputation in the gutters. This is what happens when you bed bottom of the barrel women - pornstars, strippers, prostitutes, sluts they will contaminate everything about you Avoid bedding such, they carry viruses, bacteria, worms, larvae & eggs from one bed to another. They come with nothing other than chaos, drama & bad luck. Before you know it, you're chained to their world, they carry a lot of demons from all the men they have laid with If you ever make the mistake of bedding such, you will need to cleanse yourself both physically & spiritually. Physically, the following morning, find some dettol, deep yourself in it & dry yourself in the sun, a drying towel isn't enough. If she was in your home, wash those blankets, sheets & pillows, with bleach. Take your mattress outside to & then disinfect your room Spiritually, find a genuine man of God or traditional healer & her contaminated spirit be casted away from you. Then sprinkle some salt all over your room, especially under your bed & pillow. Burn the underwear you were wearing that day. And promise to never repeat such a mistake Be a man of high value, stop bedding bottom of the barrel women. Learn OR perish!!!