Edwin

@H1TWOM4N Good God

If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.

@sapphirecyan333 AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGHH

Thoughts?

*Checks Futures

𝕏 this weekend

I need more beer

@subtle_bubble All of the triages i get are useless I might just have to start maining him

*teammate takes chip damage* "hey can i get a-" Triage:

I’m not the same Edwin I was 5 beers ago

I am a machine that turns cold beer cans into empty beer cans

First 2 got me feeling like I just domestically abused empathchan

Might see how many beers I can bong back-to-back

27 years ago today Stone Cold Steve Austin drove a beer truck down to the ring and gave The Rock & Vince McMahon a beer bath 🔥 ONE OF THE GREATEST SEGMENTS OF ALL TIME VINCE SWIMMING IN THE BEER IS ABSOLUTE GOLD 💀 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (1999)

@defnotgeesus @BrittanyXVenti I didn’t want to believe it either

I put the scale where I stand when I’m cooking to remind myself to not eat too much

The Lord's Day:

Eating 2 edibles and playing metal gear solid 3

@ecoman_clark @MarathonMedia01 I don’t think this is the game for you then

@MarathonMedia01 Fn dumbest idea ever to block 80-90% of players from end game event 😂 also what’s the point of getting that loot just sit in vault to be red on top. 😂 once looted and exfiled it should be permanently available with in game currency. Patch it immediately.

‼️Cryo Vault has been Conquered, by Tyraxe and crew They got the Compiler kill in Vault 7 - Compiler drops a Compiler Ganglion, Prestige Salvage - There is a loot room that opens up once the kill is confirmed, with a Contraband-level weapon. It's basically a Marathon version of Destiny 2's trace rifles. - The weapon in the image is a drop from that room, there are ammo drops for it laying around as well. - Ammo for the weapon can be bought in the Armory by exchanging the Compiler Ganglion - There is a door that they were unable to open, requires Security Clearance level 5 - There's also another door that requires one battery to open. They did not have the battery required to open it. Presumably it contains another Security Terminal that may provide enough Security Clearance to open the final door in the loot room - There is an exfil terminal that opens an Exfil beacon in the loot room 📸u/NotoriousCHIM #Marathon | #MarathonGame

Marathon has officially outlived Concord

@u_gentile Gm gent 🫂

@edwinposting Gm Ed 😀

GM 😭🥹