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@VastGG Vast

@ArcRaiderAlerts @Murgle_Pants PC

You can now PRE-DOWNLOAD the ARC Raiders files in preparation for launch day, October 30th! We're giving away 5 copies* of ARC Raiders, with one person winning the ULTIMATE Edition! ​To enter: 👤 Follow @ArcRaiderAlerts ♻️ Like & Retweet this post 💬 Comment your gaming platform Giveaway will conclude on October 29th.

Brother vandalized my man's car and is still upset that @JasonKelce had an issue with it.

I once got caught stealing Dishwashers with my uncle and he talked us out of getting arrested because of a homicide warrant.

@Jaysinnalife My mans got the skullet

1795 Deaths... FIST ONLY.. NO VIGOR... 40 HOURS... BUT ON THIS DAY... MALENIA FELL!!! twitch.tv/sneakybeagle/c…

@PGATOUR2K STEAM 🏌‍♂️⛳️

Comment your console and you might get a #PGATOUR2K25 code in your DMs 😉

🧔: holy shit where'd he come from 🐻: holy shit where'd he come from

The amount of unhappy fathers at my retail job shows that fathers day isn't about the father. Also, sex isn't a gift, it's a connection between two people. Sex as a "gift" is lazy and thoughtless.

@BasilBouquet I've been chasing mine with blunts, didn't realize this was an option.

“I took an edible and chased it with a Danimals” - my boyfriend

The darkest part of working 90+ hours a week no one tells you: you gotta get real familiar with shitting in public restrooms .

@ArenaBreakoutPC @Burton2Foles @pkonrad_ See you in Kamona

Team Up for The Keys! Rally your crew and get ready to dive into the battlegrounds. We're giving away 500 beta keys to our awesome squad! Here's how to catch one: 1⃣️Follow us 2⃣️Like the tweet 3⃣️Retweet and tag 2or3 your friends in comments, invite them to reply with 'See you in Kamona!'. Assemble within 48 hours, and we'll issue keys to the entire team! #ABI #ArenaBreakoutPC #ArenaBreakoutInfinite

if you're going to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things at the lake this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

@BasilBouquet So glad you put off killing yourself so you occasionally grace my twitter feed and remind me that there are good people in the world.

So glad I put off killing myself so I can see Tom segura tonight

Standing naked in my kitchen eating buffalo wings. I have never felt so alive.

Standing naked in my kitchen, eating buffalo wings. I have never felt so alive.

@BasilBouquet I "6 dollar" myself to about $1000 a month.

Constantly stuck between “I need to save money” and “six dollars won’t make or break me“

@SneakyBeags I am fucking dead!

A little heads up woulda been nice BOB! WTF! 🤬