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@datlazyboy Yeee!!

@ekemoise My aza don dey shake for your dm like BUM BUM

I just remember @ekemoise promise me Christmas balling last year. Make I find the tweet

@datlazyboy Where e dey😂😂

@ekemoise I don find the tweet😂

@Topboyy23 Goal getter! I dey your back

My guy well well

Broken nah anomaly, e reach stage wey be say CODM devs start to dey beef am. If e invent new movement, dem go patch am the next season😭

@Topboyy23 Top for a reason!

You keep popping on my TL , wassup ?

Bro is effortlessly funny. I love how he centers his jokes around his audience. 😂

Yesterday, Monday 30th March, I returned to the North's Commercial nerve centre, Kano, on the invitation of my dear elder brother, Senator, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM, whose decision to join our party marks yet another significant step in the collective effort to rescue and rebuild our democracy and dear nation, Nigeria. As I have consistently maintained, this is the time for all opposition forces and well-meaning Nigerians to set aside their differences and work together in unity of purpose. Nigeria is at a critical stage in its history, one that demands sacrifice, courage, and selflessness from all of us. The challenges we face, economic hardship, insecurity, unemployment, and declining public trust, require more than rhetoric. They require deliberate collaboration, disciplined leadership, and a shared commitment to national progress. We must move beyond the politics of division, ethnicity, religion, and region, and embrace the politics of competence, character, capacity, compassion, and commitment to a better Nigeria. The task before us is not about winning elections alone; it is about rebuilding institutions, restoring confidence in governance, and securing a better future for our children. I therefore call on all members of the opposition, and indeed every patriotic Nigerian, to see this moment as a defining one. A moment that calls for unity over division, service over self, and nation over personal interest. A new Nigeria is POssible, but it will require all of us, working together, making sacrifices, and staying committed to the vision of a just, equitable, and prosperous nation. -PO

HOW AFFORDABLE ARE ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES? 🇳🇬 VS 🇺🇸 💵 Monthly Minimum Wage 🇳🇬 Nigeria — ₦70,000 🇺🇸 U.S. — $1,256.16 (₦1,772,186) 📺 Netflix Premium 🇳🇬 Nigeria — ₦8,500 (12.1% of minimum wage) 🇺🇸 U.S. — $24.99 (₦35,236) (2.0% of minimum wage) 📦 Prime Video (Monthly) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — ₦2,300 (3.3% of minimum wage) 🇺🇸 U.S. — $14.99 (₦21,136) (1.2% of minimum wage) 📡 Cable TV (Premium) 🇳🇬 Nigeria(DSTV) — ₦44,500 (63.6% of minimum wage) 🇺🇸 U.S. — $149.99 (₦211,486) (11.9% of minimum wage) 📊 Total Monthly Cost (All Services) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — ₦55,300 (79% of minimum wage) 🇺🇸 U.S. — $189.97 (₦267,858) (15.1% of minimum wage) ⏱ Work Hours Required to Afford Services 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 139 hours 🇺🇸 U.S. — 26.6 hours While entertainment appears cheaper in absolute terms in Nigeria, it is significantly more expensive relative to income. A Nigerian worker spends over 5x more of their earnings on these services compared to an American worker. #Statisense (Sources: Netflix, MultiChoice, Amazon, EvocaTV, Trading Economics)

President Goodluck Jonathan’s highest annual budget was 5 trillion. President Buhari’s annual budget was 22 trillion. President Tinubu’s annual budget 58 trillion for 2026. Tinubu is budgeting 10 times higher than Jonathan, yet nothing to show for it. Remember, out of the 5 trillion Jonathan used as budget, he was also paying subsidy for educational, petrol and electricity. But Tinubu removed all subsidies, borrowed more than 50 trillion, budgeted more than 50 trillion annually and still have nothing to show. Jonathan built 6 new universities and many more. What has President Tinubu done positively Nigerians are using to campaign for his second term? To support APC in Nigeria; you must suspend your reasoning, bury your conscience, be criminally minded, promote lies with straight face, be insensitive and most importantly be very stoopid.

😼🐍 Dans cette séquence, trois jeunes chats des sables apparaissent à l’entrée de leur terrier, en plein milieu d’un environnement désertique. Un serpent à sonnette surgit et s’approche dangereusement. L’attaque est rapide : l’un des petits est touché et meurt... Les deux autres tentent alors de faire face, malgré leur taille et leur vulnérabilité, en attendant l’intervention de leur mère. Quelques instants plus tard, celle-ci arrive et engage un combat avec le serpent, qu’elle parvient finalement à repousser. Vous y avez cru vous aussi ? Cette vidéo est en réalité générée par intelligence artificielle. Preuve, s’il en fallait encore, que ces contenus sont désormais capables de tromper très facilement notre perception du réel...

Is the average monthly salary in Nigeria really $51?

The most outrageous panenka I’ve ever seen

Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.

her hands look like this so that mine can look like this

i’ve not had physical touch or felt real love in more than 2yrs. i really do not want to start talking to new women cos now it’s like a chore; they’re boring as hell and come with all kinds of burdens.

God fit unlock snow for them next week

@victorosimhen9 I pray u'll excel among ur contemporaries. D Lord wil raise u up than Messi and Ronaldo

The only difference between Liverpool and Chelsea is that, one is a pool and other is a Sea, But both are water bodies. That's why every team can float easily on them😂😂

Dear @bornon_sulyman if this post of mine gets 10k likes and 3k retweet I will get you this from @neo_officialll store You have 48hours Goodluck to you