Elias

@littlehag6 Excellent

The New York Times covering trans issues (parody)

This article is a great example on how the @nytimes coverage of Indigenous issues doesn’t meet the basic standards of journalism. This article grossly misrepresents what happened in the underlying custody cases and the people behind the lawsuit.

We have the weapons we need. We have songs, poems, and stories on our side. And we have a massive, powerful Cheez-It 16 times the size of a regular Cheez-It to feed our army. Fight.

“you’ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!” - my eye doctor, who saw me last year, when I was 24

The USWNT has settled its class action lawsuit against the U.S. Soccer Federation for a total of $24 million, the two sides announced on Tuesday. Megan Rapinoe described it as, "A monumental win for women's sports and women's soccer, in particular." es.pn/3BHTOV1

just got paid for my writing for the first time :)

The eulogies written won’t cover a quarter of the impact you had on every theatre artist working today. Your corporeal absence will be felt at the openings of new artists you often attended (including mine—thank you) but you will continue living in so many works. RIP Sondheim

it's called "pitch tunneling," and your teen may be talking about it online

On principle, I will NEVER like a tweet about how the little like button looks new or is doing something new. I will, however, immediately like whatever tweet is below to test the aforementioned theory

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

Great point! We should just die of climate change that is so much more cost effective 😄

@TalkinJake Did anyone throw a ball at you and noodle in Central Park?

Having a couple tall boy margs and watching people pummel each other in UFC Any1 want to talk baseball? Yanks? Life? Sports? Clothes with writing on it? I’m here till the margs done. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I accidentally submitted a piece to a competition with “wouldn’t you like to know?” as the title because I wrote that there earlier today before there was an actual title because I think I’m hilarious

Ciara’s immediate reaction to running into @jeremyoharris the same day we’re seeing slave play

When you use a practice room for the first time:

Its the giving season and I really just want to do my part in giving back to this wonderful community. So I will venmo 4¢ to every person who retweets this. Sending love ❤️❤️ #GivingTuesday #charity #BlessedToBlessOthers