Eleanor Limb

@andylimb @mattthebat92 @JohnnyGiles @MrPaulRobinson May have???

@mattthebat92 @elnufc @JohnnyGiles @MrPaulRobinson I *may* have made that all up

@MrPaulRobinson @JohnnyGiles @andylimb Have we had Joanne Whalley and Dodi Fayed yet?

@JohnnyGiles @andylimb @mattthebat92 @MrPaulRobinson This is true.

@andylimb @mattthebat92 @MrPaulRobinson @elnufc Now I’ve heard of him

@andylimb @JohnnyGiles @mattthebat92 @MrPaulRobinson Might be slightly over-stating their friendship. She also starred in the TV series, A Kind of Loving - in the 80s.

@JohnnyGiles @mattthebat92 @MrPaulRobinson Believe it or not, @elnufc's parents were friends with Joanne's mum and step-dad.

@TroxyLondon @thecure Code doesn't work.

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@andylimb @mrdavidnwood @MrPaulRobinson Slight correction, it was my first Newcastle match, but yeah, a 3-2 win.

@mrdavidnwood @elnufc @MrPaulRobinson Eleanor would be very happy to tell you her first ever match was Newcastle beating Leeds in 1977. As I may have mentioned on here previously, I got an A in O-level English writing about the "PLEASE BEHAVE" classic in 1982 where we smashed Keegan and co. (2/3)

31 is incredibly erotic

@andylimb @mrdavidnwood @MrPaulRobinson Great afternoon. I was happy with the result.

@mrdavidnwood @MrPaulRobinson The last time I took @elnufc for a 'romantic' afternoon sat in the West Stand, #lufc lost 2-0 to Newcastle. A flask of brandy would've come in very handy.

@andylimb @JohnnyGiles @mattthebat92 @jslovechild There wasn't snow on the ground at that game.

@JohnnyGiles @mattthebat92 @jslovechild @elnufc I *think* it's this game: toon1892.com/detail_match.p…

Nothing like a faceful of snur. How many players can you get?

@andylimb @anoraky Don't even... too soon.

@elnufc @anoraky Yeah but tell us about the time your cat pissed on all your records, ruining the sleeves of all your 7"s...

I’d like to think mine was “Reward” by the Teardrop Explodes but it was probably the Baron Knights or something awful like that.

@anoraky @andylimb My first two were both ABBA- Name of the Game and Take a Chance on Me.

@andylimb I had Bright Eyes, I’m sure. You get a pass for ABBA imo.

@Beeradventcal @jslovechild Snap.

Sorting out some Newcastle photos for the website just now.

@jslovechild I lived there in my 1st year as a student. I chose it for its proximity to the ground so I could be back from the match in time for final score.

@virginmedia it's proving impossible to get hold of a real person to either speak to or email to try and change the package I have. And impossible to change what is a really simple thing online. Please advise.

@JohnnyGiles @andylimb I thought it might have been Jenny Belle Star.

@andylimb @elnufc Defo Bedders, maybe Miranda

#TOTP Songkick tells me I saw Madness and the Belle Stars at Manchester Apollo on 20-October-81. Both on Stiff, same producers Langer & Winstanley & inter-band relationships

18 May 1897 | A Pole, Jan Blak, was born in Krakow. An accountant. In #Auschwitz from 3 August 1942. No. 55778 Date of death: 5 September 1942.

18 May 1957 | An Austrian woman Maria Stromberger died in Bregenz. From October 1942, she worked in #Auschwitz as a nurse supervisor in the SS hospital. She was in touch with the resistance movement and helped many prisoners of the camp. lekcja.auschwitz.org/2021_nadzorczy…

18 May 1925 | A German Jew, Max Rack, was born in Duisburg. From December 1934 he lived in the Netherlands. In spring 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and registered in the camp where he perished on 5 August 1942.

18 May 1942 | Polish man Julian Stanoch, a geologist & professor of @JagiellonskiUni was imprisoned at #Auschwitz. Camp no. 35743 He perished in the camp on 21 September 1942. Learn about the creation of Auschwitz, reasons of incarceration of Poles & the plans of development of Auschwitz into the main camp for prisoners in German-occupied Poland. Online lesson "Poles at KL Auschwitz”: lekcja.auschwitz.org/en_2020_06_pol…

@MichaelRosenYes Tests test what you're supposed to know and if you think in the way tests want, and whether you can write and think in a given time. Sometimes you know what you're supposed to know, but you can't write it fast enough, so it looks like you don't know what you're supposed to know.

Tests test what you're supposed to know. To find out if you do know this you do pretend tests. This is how you learn how to think in the way that tests want you to think. The more pretend tests you do the more likely it is you will think in the way tests want you to think.

Football, bloody hell