ItsMeEmBee🐝
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ItsMeEmBee🐝
@embosma
SleepNumber 35, nearsighted -14.50/-14, bifid uvula, 2 ACL tears, introverted extrovert, tree nut allergy, Coke Zero, blood type B+, Swiftie, Go Detroit Sports!
Indiana, USA เข้าร่วม Haziran 2008
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Side note from a lifelong Baptist here: everybody knows Jesus had a BLUE sash, where's all this red sash stuff coming from?? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Joe@MrJoeGooch
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."
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A real winner from the physical therapist’s office today.
Think about why you when you feel like started quitting. 😌
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@KahanArchive @hantalkstaylor Tell me who is saying things like this. I just wanna talk to them.
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‼️| Noah Kahan opens up about body dymorphia and jokes fans make online about how he looks
“they think that it’s…. fine to call me ugly [..] but sometimes I don’t want to be the joke. It creates the idea that I don’t have anything attractive about me, or anything that matters”
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My 15yo just burned a cd last night. She needed more cds to play on her discman. She set me a pic from the basement to show me she figured it all out.
Jane of the North@JaneotN
💿🔥😆
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When you’re a fan of both the Pistons and the Pacers. Night and day. 😅
Lev Akabas@LevAkabas
The NBA's Eastern Conference standings this season
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One time I was driving down the 696 service drive in Warren, MI, and my oldest yelled “deer! I saw a deer!” I spent the rest of the drive telling her there’s no way she saw a deer. And then I read about a mama and baby deer found in the backyard of a home on the service drive.
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent
This morning my 6-year-old shouts: “Daddy, I see a red fox!!” He’s got quite the imagination. “Dad! Really!! There’s a fox!!” I smile, walk over to tell him there’s no fox. Except: there is definitely a fox.
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Reminded of one of the all time great tweets.
Hunter 🌆@rhunterh
There's a cohort of American males that believe with 1-2 years dedicated practice they could win the Masters. As a marketer, it's important to understand that you can sell these people anything.
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@madmup I told her you could do it for her but she wanted to do it herself. Didn’t want to wait. 🤣
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@smalltown_wife After we got married, my husband worked it out so he could start work earlier and be home by 4:15. So thankful he was able to do this.
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my husband typically isn’t even home from work until after 6:30. how are people doing this?????
Sivori@sivori
This is almost always fixed by earlier bedtimes. We start bedtime at 6:30pm. We know many parents who start at 8:00pm.
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@moritzmarais I’m a Tigers fan living in Indiana with Cubs fans, so I tend to root for them as well. Didn’t know there were any others like me
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@TigersJUK I’ve done it twice—once as a kid and once as an adult. May the odds be ever in your favor. 😬
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Watched Fellowship of the Ring last weekend. Watching Two Towers right now.
Middle Earth Memes@MiddleEarth_xD
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Can we all agree that in a world of influencers, Z-listers, TikToks, badly acted ads, brand collabs, people filming themselves crying…the Artemis livestream of 4 middle-aged scientists doing their jobs is genuinely the best most authentic content of the century? Thanks @NASA🌚
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One thing about being a baseball fan:
If my team wins, I'm insufferable
If they lose, I'm also insufferable
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Got a little sick to my stomach watching the Artemis II reentry. Splash down went perfectly and all crew members are good, but my tummy still feels ill. I think I just need to see their faces. ❤️
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