Em Evans

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Em Evans

@emdorkable

Nashville 📍| fear is the mind killer

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2009

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The Sopranos Guy™@uncle_june·2d

"let's meet up after work!" Me, after work:

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When can we get a class action lawsuit going because I'm tired of the whiplash of sobbing over one tiktok when the next one is the funniest shit I've ever seen. 😭

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mad men pics@madmenpics·2d

Baby Gene every time he sees Don Draper:

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macklin@saintmacklin·25 Mar

Daily tasks: Vaguely threaten my own life on Instagram $8 latte Advil on empty stomach Manifest greatness Play on phone for 6 hours (sniper siege) Complain about headache, insinuate brain cancer Sleeping pill Nightmare about terrorism

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Katra@KatraHigher·4d

If I find out those 7 dogs finding their way home with the corgi leader is AI I’m going to kill my self

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Em Evans@emdorkable·3d

THERE'S A NEW DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ALBUM COMING

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I just remembered this lore of mine 🤣

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Guys, the CEO of Deciem is mad at me & I am living for it.

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Em Evans@emdorkable·19 Mar

@IsaacKimes It's too perfect 😂😭

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Isaac Kimes@IsaacKimes·19 Mar

@emdorkable Lmaooooo

Em Evans@emdorkable·19 Mar

Today:

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·19 Mar

IF THE SONG IS A HIT YOU MUST ACQUIT

Afroman@ogafroman

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

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Scoob@Scoobydouchebag·19 Mar

Imagine talking to 2001 you and being like yeah afroman actually won a pretty big first amendment case

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Em Evans@emdorkable·18 Mar

Y'all should really go see what Afroman is up to these days.

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Em Evans@emdorkable·12 Mar

That Watchmen Bob Dylan opening 🤌🏻

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𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ➳⋆⟡⋆♡@gildfae·4 Mar

Lord of the Rings extended editions aren’t too long if you’re pure of heart

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Neil Renic@NC_Renic·3 Mar

“riding in a golf cart fatly”

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Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

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Em Evans@emdorkable·2 Mar

COME BACK 2010-2014.

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19 years of tumblr 💝🎉

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