Emily Fowler

Has anyone had the irritating experience of listening to another person blasting their music from their phone speaker at the gym? Has that person ever been a girl? Didn’t think so...

I asked Jon how often he cleans out he lint catcher in the dryer and he responded “what?”. Not sure how boys survive in this world...

Just biked by a group of retired men playing frisbee golf and it was everything that is good in this world.

Just drove in 1/4 mile visibility fog and it was truly the closest to death I have ever come

Highlight of the day: cookie butter milkshake. Low point of the day: spin class after cookie butter milkshake

I think the hole in the ozone layer might be directly above Texas

Baja Fresh at the Atlanta airport. All bets are off.

Nothing worse than water fountain levels fluctuating in sync with toilet flushes at the airport...

"If you can't pick up your dog's poop you shouldn't also be allowed to have a baby"

Does drinking decaf coffee make me a true grown-up?

How many years of life do you lose in the time spent turning inside-out shirts back inside-in while folding laundry?

... But why lettuce wraps?

But why running skirts?

Just hearing the phrase "the Mar a Lago Summit" on NPR makes me want to hurl

Just realized that my subconscious daily fashion goal for many years could be described as "Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap"

Raise your hand if BBC News Hour is your least favorite part of NPR

Me: "Babies look so good with their shirts tucked in" Jon: "... I look good with my shirt tucked in"

I don't think I trust people who attach fake reindeer antlers to their cars

Just saw a cop use his lights and sirens to pull over a biker on campus and now my whole day is ruined

Does anyone ever spell "rhythm" correctly without spell check?