Emily

Im not sure what’s a bigger joke right now, the US or the bruins

There better be “fire Sweeney” chants at every game for the next two weeks

Check in on your bruins fans, they’re not ok

Dear @NHLBruins management What the actual fuck

@coluccid2 Ready to burn the place down?

If the Bruins trade Marchand, I expect the city of Boston to be burned to the ground by their fans and Don Sweeney should be fired on the spot

I have broken my twitter silence to say: This is the worst day to be a @NHLBruins fan and instead of getting rid of players that could/should be core, get rid of the shitty management Thank you

The OG Vice Edition collection is so fire I might actually become a Heat fan

I thought Texas was supposed to be warm 🥶

Well apparently I’m allergic to ashwagandha tea Oops

I’m 99% positive we are the same person in a different multiverse

When you and your brother both have delayed flights in different terminals so you’re comparing updates

@tessiconic The tsa worker did the same to me last night. Thank you?

This guy just called me sir at the airport lmao that’s a first?

I HATE traveling during the holidays

@zejibo I’d be disappointed if you didn’t

would it be weird if I released a song called “zejibo” personally I think it is rather on brand

@melthehippie You tell ‘em

i hate when guys use the stair master like go on the treadmill or something

Found out the hard way I’m allergic to the wood in my plugs 😅

I just found out I lost a close friend and then my job in the span of 20 minutes. I’d like to take today and return to sender please and thank you

Barclay Crenshaw was canceled tomorrow and now tickets to Wax Motif tonight are “off sale”. Time to cry

@macefacekilla_ Wow I gotta step up my game

Just got a package from another friend that included a Polaroid of her ass TRULY BLESSED

Why does every cat love me, but mine?