Ellen Loper☀

I wonder what @edsheeran next album will be called... Exponential? Factorial? Square root? #EdSheeran #album #math #whatsitgunnabe

Ed Sheeran is the enemy bit.ly/1Jgvp93

@edsheeran You need to come do a show in Michigan! Trust me, we have good beer and good times... Oh, did I mention beer?!

@jimmyfallon My family and I want to see you do a Dick Vitale impression!

I'm so good at touching eyeballs. #roommate #slaphappy #oops #sexual 👉👀

I'm not a quitter, I'm a Witter and it's going on twitter! #DawsonsCreek #pacey #mmm

Someone shaved their cat to make him look like Simba.

My mom is upset with me staying up late watching Netflix. She should be happy I'm not out doing drugs. #OneTreeHill #addict

Tommy: "Do you know why our belly buttons are so squishy?" Me: "Why is that Tommy?" Tommy: "Because their filled with food!"

Got ranch on my hand-- call it a ranch-hand✋ #rappinglikelilwayne #applebees @enloper

Fish are food, not friends. #notfindingnemo #nemo #bruce #pixar #finding #nemo @ToriThompson24