Evan Pederson

@caseyliss Haha. You’re too good at those.

@eped Agreed! But not sure how to put it in front of them without sounding like what it is — shameLiss self-promotion

@caseyliss Hey! Thinking about your marketing of MaskerAid—Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell also coverup pictures of their kids… Could be a good connection to make. #imgrc=LtFDecBQufkVAM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">google.com/search?q=dax+s…

I have great news. 🎉 The Jacksonville, FL store that initiated #AppleWalkout has successfully bargained with their market leadership today for improved safety protocols.

I'm having a rough [insert unit of time here], so please append photos of any animals you appreciate, pets or otherwise 🦝

@atpfm @siracusa @marcoarment @caseyliss Source: Alaskan.

@atpfm @siracusa @marcoarment @caseyliss Alaska is very big. Yes, the Mercator projection makes it ridiculous, but it spans a huge area with all the islands and peninsulas.

@danprovost My kids can't get enough of Noodle Loaf. Nice short episodes, too. noodleloafshow.com

Any good recommendations for toddler friendly podcasts to listen to during the commute to preschool?

"I love these hangars. I love a hangar. There's nothing like a hangar," Trump begins. He is in a hangar.

@SunCountryAir Hi. Your phone number isn’t working and I need to get ahold of you to add a lap infant. Any help would be great.

@halidecamera Awesome update! I get this error when sending to Darkroom, editing, modifying original, then going back to Halide and trying to export.. I was just trying things—definitely not a common workflow. It is fixed with restarting the app. Just a heads up!

For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread).

OMG, SpringBoard

My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II, and by "Apple II," I mean the total of all electronic memory ever installed in all six million Apple II computers ever made

.@SecretaryZinke: “Effective immediately, America’s at-risk species must prove they are making an effort to find a different ecosystem to live in if they wish to obtain government assistance for their continued survival.” trib.al/oKhGoRJ

I am, like, so smart! Trmp!

I am the very model of a very stable genius I have a big button and a very small penis, I eat cheeseburgers and I watch TV continuous From talk shows to reality, my hold is rather tenuous. You try rhyming with genius.

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius. I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius. I have no time for television, golf, or social media Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

WiFi on board?