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This is honestly embarrassing for us Bro knows everything… except how to swing a hammer 💀

@Bulawayo24News hormuz

Short time now cost 5 litres of diesel!

@Bulawayo24News dhiziri pachinhoi

@silasmparadza @bla_bidza Being one of the largest economies in SADC doesn’t automatically mean low fuel prices. Zimbabwe imports fuel in USD, adds significant taxes, and faces high transport and currency-related costs. Fuel pricing is more about cost structure and policy than the size of the economy

@bla_bidza What do you take? If it is the largest economy vaizokwidza here fuel.

Zimbabwe emerges as SADC's second largest economy thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe-emerg…

I don't think nobody can do it!! Matter of fact if anybody that does it screenshot it . 😂

@KMutisi @TembaMliswa this is nonsense

There is no Armageddon… There is nothing out of the ordinary… The Constitution Amendment (No. 3) Bill is a common sense amendment… Here, Sabhuku @TembaMliswa breaks it down in simple terms. It will help those struggling to understand the CAB 3.

I wonder how people came up with this idea in the first place.

@wilsonmarivasa under the table. they wanted to distract us using that skinny girl. Go back to magic school.

What happened to the bottle?

@NutTimber “These trees will help me grow my future… one fruitful decision at a time 🌱🍊”

In the spirit of giving and an agenda of access to fruit, we are doing a tree giveaway promotion to 50 lucky people in Harare!! Like, retweet and follow if you already dont. Special consideration to anyone who can quote this tweet with a funny fruit or nut joke 😁 🇿🇼

@NutTimber “I told my nut business idea to a friend… he said it sounds cracking good 🥜🤣”

@i_am_ccriss @sam_dzivah mazamu anoshamisa here . iwo anongoburitswa mumabhazi nemakombi vakadzi vachiyamwisa. During the nhembe period , women would move around with there breasts in the open, when the westerners came with there culture they told us to change our culture to suit them

@sam_dzivah To be frank this must be banned

@lyphate @sam_dzivah we always see breast when women are breastfeeding , so nothing amiss here. its there culture and this came first before the issue of covering them.

@sam_dzivah It should not be banned, the culture is very good and there are many other zulu practices which help to make girls good wives. The only problem is the camera.

@sam_dzivah mazamu anoshamisa here . iwo anongoburitswa mumabhazi nemakombi vakadzi vachiyamwisa

Moammar Gadhafi: "Taliban does not pose any threat" "Taliban equals Vatican... or similar to Vatican" "Where is al qaeda? Al qaeda is here in New York" (laughs) "Was he (Bin Laden) on one of those aircraft?" "The terrorists that hit New York are not from Afghan, they are not Afgahni" "The terrorists did not use a plane that left from Iraq or Afghanistan. ... they left from JFK here in NY. The whole action was done here" "They were trained here. They were not trained in Iraq or Afghanistan" Is this why he was killed?

Basotho 🇱🇸 still sleeping

@Vie_matongo ozomuona achiuya neni sekuru vapiason semukuwasha . imi kaimi imi

Today 22 years ago I coughed my gotwe out at Lower Gweru Mission Clinic. Now she’s a big girl. Help me wish her well.

@Mwanawachihera0 why should we reduce the population. we must "be fruitfull and multiply"

A doubt that men will be willing to take this pill x.com/i/status/20348…

@TheComputerIQ thanks

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A Chinese teacher spent 5 years developing 9 types of water rockets to let his students' dreams fly high. Who knows? A future rocket designer might be right among them!