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@jellypastaa Anakku adalah suamiku

tau ga, kalo film Nemo dibuat seakurat mungkin sesuai ilmiah, ayah Nemo bakal jadi betina dan kawin dengan Nemo. kobisa? bisa wkwkwk jadi, ikan badut itu punya sistem yang agak unik di dunia hewan. mereka hidup dalam satu kelompok kecil di satu anemon, dan di dalam kelompok itu ada aturan jelas banget. yang paling besar adalah betina, nomor dua terbesar adalah jantan alpha, sisanya jantan kecil yang nunggu giliran jadi pejantan alpha. semua ikan badut lahir sebagai jantan, semua, ga terkecuali. nah, di cerita Nemo kan ibunya mati ya? dengan matinya ibu Nemo, yang bakalan jadi betina selanjutnya ya ayahnya si Nemo dan Nemo sebagai alpha bakalan kawin dengan ayahnya untuk menghasilkan bayi-bayi ikan badut lainnya. oh, dan perubahan kelamin ayah Nemo itu (kalo dibuat detil ya) beneran terjadi secara biologis, bukan metafora. tubuh ayah Nemo bisa berubah, hormon berubah, bahkan perannya di kelompok juga berubah. totally jadi betina. mungkin teman-teman merasa aneh dengan fakta ini, tapi bagi ikan badut, itu justru mekanisme survival supaya kelompok mereka tetap ada tanpa harus cari pasangan jauh-jauh yang bisa berisikonya dimakan predator.

Dia ga mau kena kolesterol tinggi

@eatsimple_x Tentu saja mie ayam 🍜

Jadi kamu tim Mie Ayam atau Seblak guys? 🤤

What a great idea!

@dittolongdit Jakarta, a beautiful city where every poison of this country is collected.

jakarta ini sebenernya kota jawa (memandang mayoritas demografinya). such a pity orang2nya udah tercerabut dr akar identitas kultural sukubangsanya, trs justru pada melazimkan krisis identitas massal. plus akhirnya justru picking identitynya from whatever they saw on internet.

@putrategar2709 Mulut spoilerku ini kadang juga tak terkendali hehe

Tips skill basa-basi: Walau basa-basi, tapi kalo nawarin sesuatu harus siap untuk ngasih. Contoh: 1. (lagi makan mie ayam gerobak yang keliling terus tetangga lewat) 🙍‍♂️: Pak, Mie ayam Pak. Ayok makan. Nah kalo tetangga ada berenti, langsung tawarin sambil pesenin. Jangan nawar-nawarin tapi abis itu berharapnya ditolak. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2. Kalo tetangga cerita tentang hobi baru dan kesenengan dia, jangan dirusak suasananya. 🙍‍♂️: Wah ngikutin One Piece juga Pak. 🙍🏻: iya nih baru ngikutin gara-gara iseng nemenin anak saya nonton. Malah jadi keterusan suka. Sekarang udah sampe yang persiapan perang di Marineford. 🙍‍♂️: WAH SEDIH BANGET ITU PAK NANTI SI ACE MATI. TERUS LUFFY KENA MENTAL TERUS NANTI.. ========= JANGAN DIBALES BEGINI WALAU PENGETAHUAN KITA LEBIH DALAM. Hilang nanti minat nonton si tetangga. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Penelitian ini bilang sebaiknya olahraga berat dulu sebelum kita melakukan aktivitas yang bikin kita stres! Jadi olahraga yang intens (Frekuensi nadi sekitar 70% maksimal) itu bisa membantu meredam lonjakan kortisol. Nah kortisol itu adalah hormon yang dilepaskan tubuh ketika stress. Karena kortisolnya sudah dilepaskan duluan, ibaratnya tubuh kita sudah "panas" terlebih dahulu sebelum menghadapi aktivitas yang bikin stress, sehingga bisa lebih tenang. Aktivitas yang bisa bikin stress itu misalnya presentasi, pertandingan olahraga penting, atau public speaking skala besar. Jadi cobain deh olahraga dulu sebelum melakukan kegiatan yang bisa bikin stress dan rasain bedanya! Sumber: Caplin (2021). The effects of exercise intensity on the cortisol response to a subsequent acute psychosocial stressor.

@christasyd @hijauituijo Haha iya sih harusnya tulisan kecil di bawah merk The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints itu ditulis LDS/Mormon biar sama2 spesifik.

@hijauituijo @essearrow Kamu paham poinnya atau nggak sih gemes deh aku

Gue salfok kenapa semua pake nama denominasinya (Katolik, Advent, Lutheran, Anglican) tapi nomor 1 namanya kepotong dan cuma dibilang Kristen padahal itu MORMON 😭

@christasyd @hijauituijo Ya karna namanya sepanjang itu, ga muat ditulis di tabel wkwk

@hijauituijo The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS)

@Dziennuen @ardi_tama1 Lah bijimane? pemberontakan di Mataram itu ada karna pemerintahan Amangkurat I yg otoriter, sering bunuh2 bangsawan/ulama, dan bersikap lunak ke VOC sehingga memicu kemarahan rakyat. Mataram itu mengkhianati rakyatnya sendiri. Rakyat mana yg sudi mengagung2kan kesultanan bobrok?

@essearrow @ardi_tama1 Yg jadi pokok ialah dgn segala kekurangan & minta bantuan dgn VOC orang Jawa tetap Islam. Krn identitas orang Jawa = Islam, maka semangat utk berontak ke VOC dan Hindia-Belanda masih kuat & sering. Setelah perang Diponegoro orang Jawa kena mentalnya dan gak berontak2 lagi.

Makanya Ada adagium "Jawa setengah hati terima Islam, sunda 3/4 hati, melayu sepenuh hati terima Islam"

@Dziennuen @ardi_tama1 Justru gara2 Kesultanan Mataram ini VOC bisa menguasai seluruh Jawa. Ada pemberontakan di internal Mataram lalu mereka minta bantuan VOC. VOC mau bantu dgn syarat minta tanah di Pantura, disanggupi lah sama Mataram ini. Dan dari situ taktik adu domba VOC dimulai.

@ardi_tama1 Coba perhatikan orang Jambi atau Riau tidak mengagung2kan Sriwijaya. Pdhl mereka tinggal di wilayah reruntuhan Sriwijaya. Bandingkan dgn orang Jawa yg diarahkan utk mengglorifikasi Majapahit. Kebesaran kesultanan Mataram Islam itu diskip. Padahal kesultanan Mataram yg lawan VOC.

@03__nakula Gunung bromo gunung kelud, Mereka gelud

Selesai sholat Ied bermaaf²an ❌ Selesai sholat Ied tawuran ✅ TKP Masjid Takmiriyah, Kemayoran. 🎥 tt nayhanshop

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New Zealand Formally Rejects WHO Pandemic Treaty The country’s government has formally written to the World Health Organisation rejecting the rules around international standards and cooperation. theepochtimes.com/world/new-zeal…

This reminds me of a fascinating story I read,of when in the 1970s Daniel Everett,a linguist and Christian went to the Amazon jungle to convert a tribe called the piraha people to Christianity and completely failed for one crazy reason 😂😂 When Daniel Everett arrived with his wife and kids at the remote Pirahã village in the Amazon, His mission was clear…learn their language,translate the New Testament,and convert this isolated hunter gatherer group to Christianity. What he encountered instead was one of the most radical cultural and linguistic worldviews ever documented 😂. From his experience,Everett eventually formalized what he called the “Immediacy of Experience Principle”. What this means in essence is the Pirahã culture and grammar strongly constrain what can be meaningfully discussed or believed…to them,knowledge must be anchored in direct,personal observation or at most in the recent testimony of living people you know. Things that happened long ago,that no one alive has seen,or that exist only in abstract or supernatural realms fall into the category of what they called xibipío (“gone out of experience”). They don’t deny it outrightly.. to them, such things simply carry no weight and are not worth serious talk. This principle shapes everything for them… and is why they have No creation myths or origin storis , No numbers beyond rough quantities like “a few” or “many.” , No recursive embedding in grammar (you can’t easily say “kelvin’s brother’s house” … you say two separate sentences). Their Stories and discourse stay tethered to the here and now. Now Christian theology, by contrast, is built on precisely the kind of claims the Pirahã worldview filters out…A distant creation,Miracles and events from thousands of years ago, A savior no living person has met, Salvation and afterlife described in ancient texts. Everett tried …He told them the story of Jesus..his birth,teachings,death,and resurrection. The Pirahã listened politely,then asked the questions their language and culture demanded… “Have you met this man?” “Did you see him?” “Did your father see him?” When Everett admitted he had not , that these events happened 2,000 years earlier and were known only through a book,the conversation effectively ended 😂. “That’s interesting,” some of them would say, treating the Gospel the same way they treated any other distant tale…as something outside lived experience, therefore irrelevant to how they live and what they believe. Notice It wasn’t hostile rejection(like the one you’d get from the people of the sentinel islands in India). It was epistemological incompatibility. The theology couldn’t even gain traction because their entire system of knowledge validation rejected second hand ancient testimony. Everett kept trying for years. He failed to produce a usable Bible translation. Meanwhile, living among people who were profoundly content, generous, and empirically grounded …with no concept of sin, eternal punishment, or a distant deity. By 1982 he himself started havinv serious doubts about his beliefs and by 1985 he had quietly become an atheist. The man who had come to convert the Pirahã had instead been “converted” by their way of seeing reality.😅 As Everett later wrote and said in interviews, the deepest challenge wasn’t an argument against Christianity. It was living inside a culture where the very criteria for what counts as real knowledge made supernatural historical claims feel as weightless as yesterday’s dream. The Pirahã didn’t need to debate theology. Their language and worldview simply had no slot for it and, in the process, they helped a missionary lose his faith without ever raising their voices.😂 Makes you wonder, what would a Christian say the fate of these people is? Eternal torment? We can all see how that would be problematic. Would they somehow make heaven and get judged by how they live their lives? But That would make the whole Christian message irrelevant. 🙂

@Dwiky_Alfi @rempahVOC Kata "Sang Hyang" dari spiritualitas lokal (Jawa, Sunda, Bali). Tapi kalo "Adi Buddha" itu memang konsep yg ada di tradisi Mahayana. Adi Buddha adlh personifikasi dari Dhamma. Jadi Adi Buddha=Dhamma=Tuhan. Jadi betul, Tuhannya buddhist itu nonpersonal, beda dgn tradisi Abrahamik.

@rempahVOC 'Tuhan' nya umat Buddha itu impersonal, lebih cocok dihubungkan dengan Nibbana, tapi yang kayak begini bakal sulit dimengerti dan diterima umat agama lain, maka dibuatlah istilah "Sang Hyang Adi Buddha" agar bisa diterima kementerian agama.

gara-gara sila yang satu ini, umat Buddha Indonesia pada tahun 1960an pontang panting menafsirkan realitas tertinggi kebenaran sebagai “Tuhan”

Ada cerita: - Orang tua membentak keras anaknya krn kemarahan. - Saat remaja, anaknya bersikap kasar ke orang tua krn kemarahan. - Saat anaknya jadi orang tua, ia juga menyakiti hati anaknya krn kemarahan. Sumber semuanya sama: Kemarahan. Jangan izinkan diri ditelan kemarahan.

@Iyangapril_ Kalo ada ginian berarti tandanya lokasi itu jadi tempat pendaratan alien. Gitu.

Aku kelahiran 2006, tolong dong yang senior di Bumi ini tuh benda apa

Indonesia is banning elephant rides nationwide. This is one of the best news to happen so far!

@BukanPapaGula It's called lesbian privilege 👭

Kenapa ya cewe mandi bareng cewe itu dibilank normal & wajar tapi cowo mandi bareng cowo apalagi sabunan & saling gosok² punggung langsung dituduh homo? 🙄