Kiwi🗡️

Ray Toro *ligjting a cigarette*: “Your mom wasn’t even in America when I graduated high school, isn’t that crazy?” Me, so hard it’s cutting circulation to my brain: “ccan yuo put that out on me”

Wishing lesbians and megan thee stallion a good week ahead. Everyone else gets a regular ass week.

my chemical romance in two weeks . TWO .

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

timeline cleanse.

hi I'm the VTuber who cheated with Sykkuno who works as a bodyguard in Brazil and yelled at that 11 year old child. You may know me as the creator of Rent a Girlfriend. I also cheated on Megan Thee Stallion and summoned Satan my name is Klay Thompson from the Dallas Mavericks

WHO MADE THIS VIDEO LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭

The audacity to cheat on Megan thee stallion…like I’m irritated. x.com/dykemedla/stat…

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

i’m sick to my stomach

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym

The kinda picture a soldier at war would keep in his locket to keep him going

Celebs gotta stop going to callherdaddy and brittany broski i’m so srs

Can someone PLEASE bother Ray Toro and get a picture with him. And then like immediately leave him alone. And also give him 25 bucks as retribution for interrupting whatever he was doing. And also apologize for wasting his precious time. And tell him thank you. Can someone do dat

me arguing with my father

Jacob Anderson is THEEE Louis de pointe du lac. period. There is genuinely no comparison. Brad Pitt you are nothing, you are shit from a butt, you are dishwater, you are flavorless, colorless, dull, daft, and wallah you will not make it to heaven. Jacob, the angels sing of you.

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

girl i want you…

happy 4/20 to those who celebrate

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