Swaggot, PhD

bruised hip bones from wearing low rise jeans does this make me skinny or fat

All the ways I say it In a secret language

mind you, this was the first episode…

That's not bisexual that means your gender liquid

Just got called 'lady' and asked for id in the span of about 30 seconds #multitudes #bofa #futch

when you get so scared you have to play ryan beatty’s 2023 album calico

should i watch love island or is it bad for you

receiving subliminal messages from talia ryder

everyone get more futch now

summer rain and little to no wind. smiling because I triumphed.

1 sip of this old fashioned got me dropping my fork and saying shit like “i wish i got groomed”

if you go to an escape room you’re a pervert nothing in life is escapable even if you pay for it to be

I have no prime I will evolve until I die I have no prime I will evolve until I die I have no prime

I get shy

Me as a child when I asked if my grandparents used to be monkeys

Giving up on sleeping forever god wants me dead

when i was a teenager id smoke weed out my bedroom window paranoid out of my melon that the noise of the lighter was echoing 1 billion decibels over to my mums side of the house and years later finding out she didnt even gaf #whitemoment

being someone who works out at home by choice