Brian Carroll

@PardonMyTake Hope somebody got that on video

“Move your feet lose your seat”- The dog

@BigWhitts06 @BillMelugin_ I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not the definition of tyranny

@BillMelugin_ The irony. Members of Congress do this daily. No arrests. A man who gives his soul to these same vile politicians, and he is the one arrested for “insider trading”. Disgusting. The definition of TYRANNY

BREAKING: DOJ announces it has arrested a US Special Forces soldier who took part in the raid that captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro after the soldier allegedly pocketed $400,000 by betting more than $30,000 on Maduro’s removal on Polymarket. Name: GANNON KEN VAN DYKE

@Osint613 Unpopular opinion, he didn't say 600% decrease, he said 600% savings. If you're not paying a 600% increase you're effectively saving 600%. IN ADDITION...it is 600% not 500% go back to 7th grade.

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@brutalcams Tailgater is reckless and dangerous no doubt BIT anyone who thinks he's the problem and not the entitled piece of shit fucking asshole cocksucker that never got the message to move out of the left lane in her Asian 40 years of life can eat shit and die. You're part of the problem

Left lane campers are a menace to society.

@Naim__Ali That's crazy...had 10 just in my neighborhood alone

Was Vanilla Ice the first wigger

@ComplexPop Fools comedy comes from pain in upbringing they'll have no pain

Martin Lawrence reacts to him and Eddie Murphy now sharing a grandchild: "That baby is going to be funny as sh*t."

@BenRitholtzNBA Not scrolling... did anyone agree?

Re: the end-of-game Hawks run, think people underestimate the value of letting Jalen Brunson run every single possession with that big of a lead. The value of running the whole clock and getting a shot on goal with a great shot-maker who doesn’t turn it over is immense. (1/2)

@alphabetenoire @ChrisMartzWX Been going great since the 70's. Get a boat and chill brotha

@evrythingsfake @ChrisMartzWX Good luck.

The New York Times has reported that the east coast beaches may disappear in as little as 25 years from now. Just kidding; this was published in 1995.

@seanhalfcourt Yeah they probably know nothing about a team they played 4 times this year

Want to be clear, I’m not making any excuses But doesn’t exactly feel like an advantage for the one seed to not know who you’re playing round one until less than 48 hours before game one.

@alphabetenoire @ChrisMartzWX Was rhetorical. I live on the shore. This always happened. Stop spreading your own false fears.

@evrythingsfake @ChrisMartzWX No.

@AlbertBreer Old fgts

Who the hell was offended by this?

@PaulDonini @ChrisMartzWX @jwlmd2000 Even this, is such an ignorant comment. 50 years is a speck on the global scale. Even though they are clearly wrong, for you to think you're so right is mind boggling. 50 years is a sunny afternoon here.

@ChrisMartzWX @jwlmd2000 Give it a break already. I was there 50 years ago when they were claiming the ice age was coming. Then the polar caps were supposed to melt. It’s all nonsense.

@Peterahutt @ChrisMartzWX You prob thought this would kill

@ChrisMartzWX We’re all just like the guy in the sixth sense — we’re all dead and just don’t know it.

@DocSharkey @ChrisMartzWX Praise be to you m'lord

@ChrisMartzWX I take credit for saving the east coast. Thanks to my early switch to curly Q fluorescent , mercury poisoning, light bulbs, and my quick shift to flickering, migraines inducing, LED bulbs did it. Single handed. You’re welcome.

@alphabetenoire @ChrisMartzWX And this probably always happened..., no?

@ChrisMartzWX If you’d visited any beach over multiple summers, you’d know many of them are receding quickly. Millions of dollars are spent to replenish them where possible.

@ChrisMartzWX Thank God for the digital world where we can poke holes in these theories decades later and follow the trend

@unusual_whales I'll drive 4 people for 300

New Jersey Transit confirmed on Friday that World Cup match goers will be charged $150 for a return rail trip from New York's Penn Station to MetLife Stadium in New Jersey this summer. Tickets are ordinarily priced at $12.90.

@Top100Rick What did he think they would do, Drop it in the hole for him...quit bitching fgt

Bryson is NOT happy with the course conditions at LIV Mexico. He hits a bad sand shot into the crowd. He gets a decent lie in the rough but isn’t happy. With respect to Bryson, if you hit into the rough, you play it as it lies. It’s not supposed to be perfect. Props to the ref for not giving in. And props to Bryson for the great up and down!

@Rage_Baiter69 @espn This is the least thought out comment I have ever laid eyes on.

@espn They knew the NBA was unwatchable if they didn’t make this decision

Breaking: The NBA and NBPA have ruled in favor of Lakers' Luka Doncic and Pistons' Cade Cunningham on their Extraordinary Circumstances Challenge for the 65-game award rule, making both eligible for all 2025-26 season honors such as MVP and All-NBA teams, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

@Teslaconomics Someone help me...if not engine than why the same engine compartment space?

It boggles my mind that the LEAST exciting thing about the next-gen Tesla Roadster is going to be going 0 to 60 mph in 1 second… This has to be the most exciting product unveil ever.