neil jung

People who care deeply about any sort of partisan politics are literally incapable of appreciating art or the miracle of human life. They are deeply antisocial creatures that do not belong in society. They are motivated purely by resentment and socially acceptable revenge

Apple is letting us iOS 18cels get a security update without going to shitty ass 26, let’s gooo. I won

Cuck chair Vance

@goonboyadvanced I thought he was coming back relatively soon

@falafel_papi Ant is hurt

Dumb ass Lakers gonna make us play the Timberwolves round one

I ate too many smoked meats and couldn’t sleep

@girlbloggerfame Awesome

@falafel_papi had sex w Leonard cohen on hydra in 1977 🙂‍↕️

@girlbloggerfame I wonder what happened to her

@falafel_papi Oh ok! I saw myself in Nikki… sensitive young airhead… born to die… me….

@girlbloggerfame I consider Mickey a “literally me” character, is this okay

@falafel_papi Let’s get married I also have two copies of sabbaths theatre

You know I suspected something like this. Most of the measurement stuff is plastic, how you gonna measure the absence or presence of plastic with plastic?

@anarcho_archer Performative

@falafel_papi Dune

I’ll read every performative male book they got, what’s the alternative? Someone named ocean vuong?? 100 books about growing up Asian in America? Books about human woman fucking a goblin???

@DadRockDefender You definitely should! One my all time favorites

@falafel_papi i want to read it before i die

Bought another copy of Sabbath’s Theater award

@FistedFoucault Just imagine the victory parade when we open it by letting them impose a toll. You’re gonna look real silly then euro boy

The successful extraction (which the Americans do better than anyone) resulting in today's bout of American flag waving is hilarious because it reveals just how desperate the situation is for the pro-war crowd in that they have to find a silver lining somewhere, considering that they have not only failed to install a pliant regime in Tehran so far, but that Iran is now dictating who gets to pass through the Strait of Hormuz as well🇺🇸

Grok release me from this torment

@harvestedteeth What difference does it make?

I stole and I lied, why? because you asked me to

@goth_goy Yeah that’s a good one. The movie looks kinda cool I wanna reread it before it comes out

@falafel_papi have you read the stranger by camus? that shits hilarious

Who tf is brent bitch fuck da economy 😂😂😂

@Tetradugenikid Boats really do make a man feel in control of his destiny

@falafel_papi lets get you in a cigarette boat

A lot of young men don't actually have anxiety and depression they have intense anger over living in captivity and having no immediate recourse for freedom and autonomy

@mallsamurai You’re the southern man, I’ll defer to you

@falafel_papi That's a delicious amount of beans you correct ass bitch

Going insane psycho beast mode