Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)

@fatjake__

Virgin. UGA-TCU. Universally disliked amongst those 40+ . Strong opinions, stronger bench. I know more about football than you. frmr Black Rock and BofA. 404😤

Atlanta, GA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2018

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·24 Kas

I have an open invitation to anyone who disagrees with me or argues with me. X3 sports Athens, GA. Any day of the week I can make it work. More than happy to knock you unconscious and kill whatever few brain cells you have.

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·11m

Not a single UGA baseball player deserves to be remembered as a damn good dawg. Baseball is all mentality and these clowns were broken from the GET GO. Shambolic, embarrassing, clown level performance. They should be shunned. #LANK⛓️‍💥 #BAN🎯

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·29m

Damn all the Oklahoma girls they show on screen during this game are CHOPPED! Unreal, how does a white boy even survive out there? Like going to the zoo having to pick between monkeys and hippos! #LANK⛓️‍💥

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1h

315 fail! 🫪 #ouch

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1h

Oklahoma fans celebrating as if all their homes don’t get turnt to rubble and dust by a tornado every year. #BrokeAssState #LANK⛓️‍💥 #SHITHOLE💀

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·2h

@EASPORTS_MUT Yall should just cut this mode entirely. Complete fucking joke.

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Madden Ultimate Team@EASPORTS_MUT·2h

The MUT community wouldn't be what it is without our creators 🎨 Fan Appreciation Moshi, Popular Stranger, and DubDot Dubby drop tomorrow in #Madden26!

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·2h

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·5h

Harry Kane- 2 goals Haaland- 2 goals Florian Balogun- 2 goals Yasin Ayari- 2 goals Elijah Just- 2 goals Kylian Mbappe- 2 goals Kai Havertz- 2 goals Cristiano Ronaldo- ???? Definitely the goat! #LANK⛓️‍💥

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·10h

@inacrazyworldd @Billym_lzg @ImperiumFirst “We all know” Damn near 90% of humans believe in God or a spiritual world you fucking goof 🤣

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⚠️@inacrazyworldd·12h

@Billym_lzg @ImperiumFirst We all know God isn’t real that’s why we don’t follow the rules of the bible

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𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬@ImperiumFirst·18h

Argentinian niggas are actually hilarious lmaoo

lorem ipsum@altashanta

QUÉ PASÓ NEGRITO?????? SE VE QUE ALLAH NO QUISO

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·10h

Another year another PS5 DualShock that has something wrong. R2 completely dead, zero response. @PlayStation thank you for always making such shitty ass fucking accessories.

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n Shit made me snort. That shit funny af.

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n “Been in the mud and the burbs” You rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

Lmao I’m not one of you NFL YouTube highlight watching bums. I have access to all 22 for the falcons and I can assure you there is no one worse in keeping phase. He’s a filler player with no future. Keep your opinions to yourself fuckstick. #LANK⛓️‍💥

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@fatjake__ Had ONE really bad play two years ago you’re dragging it

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n Lmao my family is from riverdale and Dekalb buddy. I’m more hood than most of you goofy wanna be boys. Been in the mud and the burbs.

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n You even tryin to talk Black and I’m better at that than you too “twin” 🤣🤣🤣

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts 10 people have seen it actually!

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ RT this for nobody to see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

I love instigating fat hood rats. Letting a cracker from the suburbs get you so tight that you have to look through old tweets 💀 White boy just dunked on your goofy ass twin 🤣 #LANK⛓️‍💥 #WBM❄️ #BallUpTop🎯

Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts

@fatjake__ @avy3n Awwwh I know it hurts to know you’re the same weight as the average American woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even funnier that you admitted to wearing kid clothes to make yourself look bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t even beat you up dawg lmao. You a layup

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n You don’t own shit twin. Keep paying your monthly payments broke ass 💀

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n My house is bigger than yours My car is more expensive (not that that matter) I make more money than you I’m smarter than you I’m bigger and stronger than you I walk better than you I talk better than you I’m just better than you BOY 🤣🤣🤣

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n Lmao it ain’t fake. Never gon catch me lackin. Keep your obese ass out of my mentions 💀 Keep living in apartment complex boy!

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this fake tough shit don’t scare nobody kid lol. But I’d be mad too if I weighed the same as a Highschool kid too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n You wouldn’t get the chance to beat me up 🤣 If you wanna pop out you better put a pipe up jit.

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n Lmao I would put you in a coffin if you ever came across me 🤣 Ain’t shit sweet round me. You a goofy boy. Broke boy mad. You can’t afford to talk shit to me hood rat ass mf 💀

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n The insults aren’t even good tbh 🤣🤣 You bragged about having All 22 when everyone has it lmao. Be mad at yourself kid. Not arguing with no grown ass woman that’s 5’8 and under 170 pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I take shits bigger than you boy

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n Don’t need you to believe me. Keep watching shit that you have no idea how to actually interpret 🤣 Like a monkey reading a 10-k.

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@fatjake__ @avy3n 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sure pal. We believe you weirdo

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

@PanthersHighlts @avy3n The master views sure. Team specific cuts and data I guarantee you have never seen in your life 🤣 Been in the room pal, you’re just a NFL+ watcher.

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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·1d

@avy3n @fatjake__ Literally one of the easiest things to get too as a fan 🤣🤣 this woulda meant something 10 years ago

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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)@fatjake__·1d

Love how I waited to go to Omaha for a deeper run game and UGA baseball may not even make it. Love that for me! #SAD😓

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