Mayor of GWAGWALADA

First pic of the month 📸

@so_phy__ You are not my spec. Sorry I will pass on this generous offer

i need to go clubbing, but with someone i feel intense lust for.

@Usefulmf Your life done Dey spoil

I no really blame girls wey dogs dey give head. See as the dog tongue smooth 😭😭

@harrysone9 You go still die

Am i the only one that Likes rinsing seasoning cubes before using it ? 🤷

@PrinceAbbbey @PoojaMedia @4roundsbitters Weak to no erection

@favored007 @PoojaMedia @4roundsbitters What’s the repercussions?

Water, I mean cold water is still good for your sex life - I recommend. However, 4Rounds Bitters is not a sex enhancer but a blend of herbal products to clean your system. Follow @4roundsbitters & be a distributor or buy for the weekend. 🔥

@Sl_eeem @iamurbanaira @grok We call it Sutures. As the body begins to decompose and internal fluids or gases are produced. The vaginal smells 10x worse hence why

@favored007 @iamurbanaira @grok Then why bro?

“ The vagina is self cleansing “ I refuse to believe this as a man - how is it self cleansing and some yall still be smelling like rotten fish down there

@Sl_eeem @iamurbanaira @grok Bro I used to work in a morgue. Grok know nothing about the reason, obviously

@favored007 @iamurbanaira @grok, is this true?? And why??

Short 40k Night 80k Money wey I go carry give my mama?? make God pun!sh you and ur toto there. I go do soapy till thy kingdom comes

@ArcUchenna @Solarinze_ TEMU

Please Help Me, I Need Weeding Abbreviation for TEMI Weds MUSA 2026 🤔

@ICharly_SAYS What are your ambitions?

I genuinely don't know what to do with my life, I am as unlucky as a person comes

Na fat people they cause this heat Nothing anybody go tell me

@KKizito163093 @2Legit2Quit_A1 @yabaleftonline I know what you are and hand go soon touch you

@2Legit2Quit_A1 @yabaleftonline Face watin U like and stop been stupid

Nigerian gay rights activist and his husband part ways after three years of marriage.

@wandescreation @Owiggy_ If I leave this app make I bend😭

@Owiggy_ U may kiss ur bike…. Muuuuaaaah!😂😭

Aboki bike man look back make he observe watin dey back as he wan do u turn, naso our lips jam😖😖😫😫😫

@Zizu2023 @NoodleHairCR7 Low how?

@NoodleHairCR7 But why Nigeria go go play Iran? Which kind low budget mentality be that?

If Nigeria beat Iran tomorrow, they will go to the World Cup instead of Iran

@IamDj_Square @kunmigbenga Few days keh?, not true. Hen will literally raise them till they over outgrow her

@kunmigbenga My landlord's bro once sneaked turkey egg for his local chicken to hatch. When the poults were out, chicken no gree make anybody near them. After few days, na the chicken dey run from the poults. Their height and size shock am. As e dey run, Dem dey follow am too as per mama 😂😂

You people enjoy eating turkey, but let me give you a small behind-the-scenes gist before it lands on your plate 😂🤣 First of all, turkeys will lay eggs and just… abandon them. No care in the world. Unlike chickens, they won’t sit on their eggs. They just act like nothing happened. So farmers either use incubators or sneak it under local chickens to hatch them. Now when the eggs finally hatch, you’d expect the babies (poults) to rush food like chicks abi? Not these ones. They will just be staring at the feed like mumu philosophers 😭 You literally have to teach them how to eat…tap the feed, make pecking sounds, even dip their beaks inside so they learn the first pecks. And it doesn’t end there… small noise, small panic…they stop eating again 😂🤣 Cold is another problem. Once they are cold, they gather together for warmth… and sometimes end up suffocating themselves. Most deaths happen in the first few days..from cold, hunger, dehydration, or piling. Asides the pest and disease (which I won’t want to bore you with) Then after surviving all that wahala… they grow up and start forming boss. Big birds chasing human beings up and down like landlords 😂🤣 If turkey never pursue you before, you won’t understand. So next time you’re enjoying that turkey meat, just remember…farmer don see shege before it reached your plate. Yes, na your money you use buy am… but still, respect the process 😌

@Hisomtheboat 90 percent of the ones that smoked his ash have passed away

@iamdeejayjet1 @Teeniiola Chickens daily lives they always funny me.i dey observe them like mad too

@Teeniiola I don’t know who like women pass btw Male hen, dog and Men 😂. I have hen in my compound, I turn them to film documentary 😂, I study them like anything 😂

Anh anh! Man proves that it’s all men in different species that like women as he shows how he tries to catch a male hen and he kept running until he brought out the female and he easily fell into his trap 😂

@NickRicci5 @WarMonitors Make them

@WarMonitors Iran will pay for this

⚡️ Nahariya, Israel

@legcross1 @olasebotifeg I know what you are

@olasebotifeg At least they’re better than cultists wey dey kill them self for nothing

dem don legalize these people for Nigeria? because i no believe my eyes 💔