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Turns out #trebormints really are a minty bit stronger...mum just got stopped, swabbed and body searched because she had a 4 pack in her hand luggage at Mcr Airport #travelfail #manchesterairport #imnotjoking

I think a famous youtuber has #plagiarized my brothers face, and I've brought receipts...

Rishi said random seat allocation

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING! linkedin.com/posts/fayeorr_…

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Frank doing his bit for #team refuge. Why not, you know, sponsor him?! justgiving.com/fundraising/wa…

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My middle-age can be summed up by my current life aim: to use up all the various bits of shower gels that I have.

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

“Let them ride bus” said Boris Antoinette.

How to leave the office: <Stand up> "Riiight" <push chair in> "I shall see you..." <jiggle mouse> "...next week" <glance around desk> “Have a good weekend” <pat all pockets> “Cheerio” <forget bag>

Keith that is an ARM

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How to eat a sandwich: 1. Remove top piece of bread 2. Carefully add a layer of crisps 3. Replace bread, gently press down 4. Take many satisfyingly crunchy bites

@ShopDisneyUK how is it you've just charged me full price when I have a blue light code that was accepted?! Let's not even talk about the nonsense from yesterday telling me everything is out of stock yet I've reordered the exact same gifts! #moneygrabbingmouse

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This man didn’t think he was special. He told me he was from Romania but didn’t want any praise: ‘it’s just my job.’ His Job? Primrose Hill this morning cleaning up a sea of debris. Leaving your rubbish for others to pick up is halitosis of the human soul.