lisa fern

Ikea here i come. What kind of stuff do teenagers like anyway! Maxing out the credit card today as my 16 year old niece is coming to stay

@pe_hhs Thanks!! We will keep you posted. Adam has just said he is going to "smash it"!!

How the hell does my 6 year old know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism?! At least he's not asked what it means yet!

If there is so much negativity about Wagner where the heck are his fans hiding?! Someone has to be voting for him.

I can't believe I chocked on a piece of chicken. Very tricky trying to do the heimlich manouvre on myself whilst the husband watches!

How can a 5 year old ask so many questions? My brain actually hurts. He's now readily questioning my responses! I can only blame myself!...

I'm going insane trying to suss out my new blackberry. My head hurts!..

Masters graduation today. Can't believe Andy is trying to talk me into my phd now! Dr Fern! Confuse the hell out of my fellow nurses.

Masters graduation today. Can't believe Andy is trying to talk me into my phd now! Dr Fern! will

Its my graduation for my MSc on Friday. The novely has worn off now as the course finished 1 year ago! At least I can crack open the vino.

i wonder if my boy will ever participate fully at soccer school.... another saturday sat watching him sit on the floor!

Has Frank Sidebottom really died? What a legend..

Had a very busy weekend with the Fern boys. Need to get my head into work mode now. Busy week ahead.

Im off to a kids party with mini fern. Is it wrong to add some baileys in my coffee to ease the stress...

Did anyone else not understand what Capello was talking about then? Was he trying to say England was shameful?!!..

Jusification for all their millions?!!! Not likely. Ive just worked my ass of for peanuts this week but at least I "scored".....

.....sigh...............

Who invented the philosophy that once you finish one piece of work, you can be given another 3 in return? Im ordering another pair of hands

Heard the best footie commentary today on the Chris Moyles show!Trying to get access to a TV at work to "red button" it on Friday. Brilliant

I can't believe I set this account up 18 months ago, and have only just got back on here! Looks like im about to waste another few hours...