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Castagne’s skate rental bill is gonna be astronomical at the end of the season Defensive equilibrium is a myth

The “crucial” games have been and gone lad, just put 12th place in the bag and tell us what you’re doing with your contract

Sander Berge has been dropping routine 3/10 performances since like November now

Kolo Muani gonna be chewing his pillow to bits tonight having nightmares about Bassey and Diop got absolutely had up for a full hour

@FulHambone Annoying for sure, but it’s nowhere near as bad for me as when we win the ball high and wide, and the winger looks at a completely vacant no9 position like WHERE THE FUCK IS JIMENEZ?! only to find him aggressively pressing the corner flag or playing as a third CB piss boiling

Love Jimenez but he gets in these “flow states” where he tries all these casual flicks and passes and 99/100 they put us in unnecessary trouble. #ffc

@mattwall88 Big relegated Djed making demands yeah 😂 nah I get what you’re saying, just think there’s a scenario where he goes for it because the clubs he’d want to go to have a better fleshed out squad

@figuremonkey His wages will be wild and out of our structure.

If Spurs go down we should be bang in to bring Djed Spence home Bringing him back to share the load with Tete and eventually be his successor, while farming Castagne out to Standard Liege or somewhere would be genuine blood in my veins

@alfklly Cuenca was getting bullied in headers and Marco figured we might be able to nick something off a corner in the dying seconds, plus he has better ball progression than Jorge

Imma need someone to explain the logic of that Bassey sub at 2-1 down to me

Fulham attack is trying so desperately to bail out the defence being dogshit today, but they are determined to be as wank as possible

KEVINNN. WHAT A BOY

genuinely scary how ice cold Jimenez is on a pen… for all his positional inconsistency it’s the only thing you simply cannot hold against him

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Starting to hate Castagne #coyw #ffc

I’m so glad these offsides are semi-automated to reduce decision time and potential officiating interference, eh.

@MikkiManDan Entire back four have been complete shite tbh

Cuenca has been horrid

Stone foot blunder followed by offside in the space of a minute My RB ✨

If it’s not positional issues with Castagne it’s his foot turning to stone Absolutely honking baller at times

@harryfremantle Literally. It’s all so transparent that they just went “fuck, he got the ball. Let’s see if there’s anything else we can justify”

“Factual error as the penalty was given for the shirt pull” So why did VAR start looking at the tackle before anything else?

Honestly don’t know if I’ve ever rooted for a player to have a serious injury before but Bruno Fernandes may be the first, purely for the amount of hospital visit-level injuries he has that simply evaporate the second Utd are in an attacking position

@GFFN @TonyKhan get it done geeeeeeezzzzz

A move to Ligue 1 is no longer an option for Jhon Durán (22) with Lille and Rennes both out of the race to sign the Colombian international striker, according to @LeMechenoua. getfootballnewsfrance.com/2026/rennes-an…