nika (swag ineffable)

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

fortmaxxing with bae on the deconstructed bouch

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

Tucked in bed knowing I have another chance to fix everything and become better tomorrow

2 hour phone call with my ex last night in which he explained his views on clavicular (against) and looksmaxxing (pro)

oh sandra… the intelligent and hygienic queen that you are.

may it edge the court

im being cheated on with a girl named baseball

at least the times are precedented again

@sweetndpolite annie annie I wrote that on a valentine today

gas dropped 6 cents as i was pulling up to the pump... some bunny loves me

@sweetndpolite come over

guy got my number and decided to send a headshot with his hello im done im done im done im sorry im going back in my box

IT’S 12:15 AND I MISS BEING IN LOVE

@Glycoleysis It’s britney bitch

@firstdilf you should try shazaming it to see what it is

I can sense a Disturbance

I wish u could shazam perfume

what is the penalty for sweet talking your way into a pilot’s hat bc I want one

im going to drink all the chocolate milk in the city of Toronto

is it a crime to have a purse hook in a canadian bathroom

How December 26 - 30 feels