Flex

@sabslocket Posted this and then proceeded to vent about not having friends btw

good morning besties

@sabslocket I hope you fail.

my job interview is less than 2 hours!!!! wish luck

We wonder why the fuck you have no friends bitch, why don't you grow the fuck up and go outside and make some Screenshot from @xeno_vert

@kapilansh_twt Didn't they JUST switch to Gemini?

genuine question why hasn't Apple just bought Anthropic Claude in every iPhone Claude in every MacBook Claude in every iPad Claude in every AirPod this is the most obvious acquisition nobody is talking about would you switch to Apple for this ?

@ShitpostGate But sleep is more important than money??

@TheRealCoolmath These are all fire, but 5 and 3 the chillest

lmk 👀

@esjesjesj 1. Fire ants specifically, are invasive to most of the places they're found in 2. You're doing the same thing using ant poison. 3. Ants don't feel pain 4. I love ants and don't defend his actions, but calling someone a killer over insects that impact millions of species is nuts

Fucking serial killer behavior

@NetflixIndia Napple

starts with N and we all love it 🍿

@DavidBarbelo @benwehrman "free speech" and then half of the app suddenly becomes Nazis

Winston Churchill could have ended the Second World War in 1940, by agreeing to Hitler’s many peace proposals. But he didn’t, effectively signing the death warrants for 80 million people. And to this day, the gormless British public, still see this genocidal madman as a heroic figure!

New York City, 1941 (colorized)

@androidcentral Fork found in kitchen

Pixel phones are facing a major battery drain issue after the latest update Full story below!

@wahab_twts Apple Park or Google Campus, why are the others so boring

Which tech company has the best HQ? 🍎 Apple Park 🔍 Google Campus 👤 Meta HQ 🪟 Microsoft Campus For me, it’s Apple. Not even close.

@memearchives_ @tutitu903 is this Siri on a daily basis

@Amapparently @RealestMemes_ That's the joke dummy

@caero31814109 @Cyber_Trailer @ZacksJerryRig @tim_cook Bro you're racist

@flex9O3 @Cyber_Trailer @ZacksJerryRig @tim_cook Are we seriously doing this? So Tim cook was a fucking psychopath for using Twitter or what, if you see something that you don't like on Twitter then just block that person or ignore them, do you really need the platform to necessarily follow YOUR world views?

Thank you for everything @tim_cook. Ill miss you. Turns out the new guy, John Ternus, doesn't have a twitter. Smart man. I already like him.

How did that one mf do the piano thing on Edge Gallery, is it just not on my model of Gemma? 😭😭😭😭

@tutitu903 @pixlospot I think it just monitors your lazy ass and sends the data directly to Google Fit

@pixlospot And what exactly does this do

🚨Google will reportedly release a screenless Fitbit band on May 16th called the Fitbit Air. This band could be available in multiple colors with an optional Google Health subscription

@caero31814109 @Cyber_Trailer @ZacksJerryRig @tim_cook So now it's annoying when someone prioritizes mental health?

@flex9O3 @Cyber_Trailer @ZacksJerryRig @tim_cook Ngl it's just pretty annoying when people don't have Twitter even if you don't like Elon you're just isolating yourself to be performative like who actually uses bluesky or threads or whatever

@tutitu903 @caero31814109 @WesterosNewsOne @worldranking_ True.

@flex9O3 @caero31814109 @WesterosNewsOne @worldranking_

@EmilySm43 Shit

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