♡ sage ♡ BDAY 5/13 🎂

I don't think this dressing room has enough chairs

I don’t like getting parasocial but I really don’t play about Megan Jovon Ruth Pete.

lustful men are so miserable just ew

I’ll beat Klay Thompson ass

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

timeline cleanse.

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

i wonder if her pussy is thinking about me

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988) 🕷️

What if people who had no lived experience in sex work just stopped giving their hot takes on it forever.

“wow you’re so wet already” bc i’m in love with you stfu and drown

Feeling like her 💃🏽

im funny and my pussy is fire. shit’s wild

for personal reasons I’ll be observing the 420 holiday again today (and tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that and)

she is not called fine shyt she is The lily of the valley

📸 ChampagneShoots 📍Shakerz Show Lounge

make it rain on my coffin as they lower my stripper corpse 6ft under

why don’t people realize sex work doesn’t have to be empowering OR degrading… work can just be work. it just pays the bills

Most importantly, the meat: Peppered salami, calabrese salami, capicola, prosciutto, turkey, and pepperoni. Oh and bacon 🥓 I love sandwiches 🥪

The spread: Ciabatta baguettes. Cheese: dill havarti, aged Gouda, cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, Colby jack. Sauce: the usual + Caesar dressing, cilantro dressing, caramelized onion spread, balsamic glaze, chimichurri. Extra: pickles, pepperoncinis, roasted red peppers.

Doing Scooby Doo 4/20 this year. Roomies and I are gonna get stoned beyond measure, marathon scooby doo, and eat the biggest fucking sandwiches you’ve ever seen in your life. I’m making infused hot chocolate and cookies too