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@Frr_nk its ok not all of us could b studs

I am mid as hell, and that's ok

is this relatable

when i was 6 yrs old a girl invited me over for a play date. while we were in her room she dropped her pants and told me to kiss her buttcheek. i did n then the next day told our whole class wat happened and she got so mad she never spoke to me again

@GuwapKilled if u throw up after drinking ur probably a female

don’t give me 15 shots expecting to fuck 😂bitch I’m boutta throw up on you

@j_m_s_Ic i need to go out more

Chat life is so fucking chill rn

@choi8oij hello ballsackboobs

@foidwrangler twitter is a place

@GuwapKilled thanks i drink a lot of diet soda ":D

@foidwrangler great color on it man

every girl i talk to loves rape but i feel bad slappin a girl around

i’m gay

@fleshfreezer :(

shut up I don’t care leave me alone now

my penis is tiny and all my socks have holes

@bl1sterex1sts i be gamin wit one hand holding my controller and the one scoopin my ballsack

I be playing with my dick between every death when i play cod

is this an original experience

when i was 16 i ate butt for the first time and woke up the next day with strep

@1lovearmpits bro did not drink enough milk

@foidwrangler i’m 17

why is every female 5'5

@1lovearmpits r u 12 💀

@foidwrangler i’m like 5’3 bro

@j_m_s_Ic im literally the bearer of the curse

@foidwrangler Yea;;fml lol

Do not call her

@DonkeyPunchKO pleaseeee

MAGA foot job