Fred Asquith

Holy f I’ve been nominated ⭐️CREATOR OF THE YEAR 2025⭐️ !!!!! If you’ve come across my stupid face before on this vast interweb and you have 30 seconds, please do drop a VOTE FOR ME via fredasquith.com

Married btw

I found my darling. #weddingday

Bro I don’t need a fucking 6-digit security code to sign into Moonpig. If someone wants to steal my details and go buy £6.98s worth of Birthday Cards then I’ll take it on the chin

Wedding Day

Paying the Wedding Venue invoice should’ve eloped

I saw the impossible mission!

Decided to go on a walk (in my shorts) and break my wedding shoes in Came back after 1000 dodgy looks and 1 massive blister 👍🏼

Tom Cruise has mastered the art of not looking awkward whilst being applauded at length. Being sung “Happy Birthday” is a doddle for this guy. Social Anxiety’s final boss.

Picking up the nephew from nursery, keenly self conscious about pushing an empty pram down the street

SO many people requesting an iPhone wallpaper version. Behold! ✨

Ready for the weekend

Ready for the weekend

Thirsty Thursday commute home

Omg the worst pic of me ever taken 🥹🤌🏼 what a day!!

Too hot

When you realise the wedding is only 1 month away

my fiancée has left me alone to go on a hen do and I have no idea what I used to do alone

Tea, darling?

Sunday morning gym class regret