fred

noise cancelling headphones that tune out everything but the woman you love

Chris Nolan has done it again. Tenet is the best action film ever.

And that's beautiful in a way

Sometimes there really is nothing you can do

I'm in court saying "please be nice to me"

Almost done with my evil strawberry banana protein powder

KNICKS WWWWWWWIN!!

LL Bean Japan 90s style light blue/purple/teal striped long sleeve tee sold out immediately

Sometimes I'm afraid I'm creating too much shareholder value

Hyper specific nike gym shoes from like 2018 are impossible to find in the exact color I want who could have imagined

There was another guy performatively reading on the bus and I decided the rest of the commuters didn't need to endure that so I put my book away

How can it possibly still be cold in Chicago

A woman making you feel delusional is kind of like being knighted

"ice coffee" the humiliation continues...

Spilled ice coffee on myself at the cutesy local bakery

load bearing tweet for me

Random sign at the art museum said "why are you here" and I kind of had a Don Draper moment

I thought they made Zohran and his wife white bc they’ve been acting up

The winter spring transition is so important because above the knee workout shorts, beat up sneakers, and an oversized sweater is the perfect outfit

I'm going to the movies.

Sometimes a healthy dinner is popcorn, peanut m&ms, and a diet coke