Fegan Mox Esq.

actually just convincing myself money isn’t real after i told my friend id buy him rainbows🤗

Instead of going to get "cracked", go CRACK OPEN YOUR BIBLE.

failed chem for the second time….retarded? lmk

@buffsandregrets kms

live a life like your mother or marry a guy like your father?

Me tweeting my audience

how to slyly get invites to frats without seeming like social climbing autist

just failed gen chem for the second time #harvardmed here i come !

@mojeezmonster high test friend group

I mean it gets to a point #shrink #budlight

What is peter teal email??

situationships are so fun when you’re the avoidant one

@DicksonstreetD fgb: “fuck gay bitches”

At what point did we start wearing this gay ass monogram fanny pack shit? #shrink

abercrombie & fitch quarterly (spring break 2001)

i feel so unbelievably chud when my ig post does shit

Some niggas think house music is good #shrink

so hungover i’m about to turn my room into a sensory deprivation tank

stuttered four times while ordering starbucks, barista fucking looked at me like this

i really thought it was gonna be hawaii for finals week, WRONG

the next pair of chopped ass frat toes i see is gonna push me to the edge

heard my name being called out of car during walk of shame #saxophones

@DiscussingFilm This is true! ❤️🎂🥳