hugh mungo

when yr tryna get someone on the phone to hold and you accidentally say "can i hold you for a second"

literally have just been a wreck for three ? four weeks now sorry i just feel like ? everything good is gone lol

google search for what to do when ur dog dies and u wake up and cry for an hour every morning and before u go to bed and also at random times thruout the day like is this just forever oh my god

not so sure about this whole “going to me job every day” thing

literally get my gf like 5 large jars of water every time shes over shes just THIRSTY

my type for some reason is people obsessed with hydration

when the lady at the timbos call u sweetie thats ur mom now

dont txt just started crying thinking abt my friends as little kids

when ur friend calls u their bestie and u find out uve been elevated to bestie status 🥺 thank u ,,, for the gift , of love 🙏🫡🥲😳

voluntarily working clopens in order to weekend max

insane when my girlfriend cancels our plans and so my ex comes over instead

t4t am i rite fellas

my therapist could be making so many dollhairs rn

im weak again after one night at my parents house lol

im unstoppable now that im not touch starved

starting 2 believe confidence is just the intersection of bravery and honesty

took it late so i only did half my dose but it literally makes me SO sleepy for some reason lol

using the adrenaline of texting my crush to keep me awake during my lowdose vyvanse sleepies

i catch a glimmer of friendship in ur eyes and ur not getting rid of me now!

doing a complete personality 180 and becoming a friendship top

going to a show showing up like an hour early for some reason? walking 20 minutes to another bar , being awkward with the bartender