Fuzzmaster
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when i tell you all i SCREAMED





Rand Paul’s solution to illegal immigrants in the US: they get to stay but they don’t get welfare or citizenship.

I don’t know about you guys but if I’m ever forced to watch more than 7 seconds of this new Star Trek I’ll be rooting for whatever species is able to take out the Enterprise the fastest

Genuinely comical watching bad comedians and black-pillers flex, and then go live, and no one shows up. A microphone and a camera are only powerful if there are ears and eyes to hear and see on the other end. Friends don’t let friends fall for bullshit digital astroturfing chumps. Have a great weekend! -Dan



Hilarious that you not only missed the news cycle for the past year, but that you also knew you were the moron referenced in the post. Watching you advertise your dipshittery on a series of debates over the past year was my guilty pleasure while I was working. Now go back to your momma’s spare room and write me some jokes. And get your shine box too, my shoes got a scuff last night while lighting up the live stream while your clowns were rage-posting. Thanks, Dan






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When you only have to reach the 50 yard line to get points feels like something that will be very significant for Jacksonville in tight playoff games

What "never got made" movie did the world miss out on the most?


Davey turns 12 next month, but I gave her an early birthday gift the iPhone she’s wanted since she could talk. Full-body shaking, eyes wide, Thank you, Mom on repeat. 12 is officially the new 13. Welcome to the iPhone era, Davey may my screen-time survive.






