gary (poop/troll arc)

Retirement incoming. $retire

@alphafox yeah that doesnt even look like a mixed baby

How is this possible: 🧐

@AmericaPapaBear Yes content creators that doe this suck. If she did it for the fun of it, would not need to be recorded.

Anyone else tired of seeing this at the gym?

@BronGotIt dunked on an open net and goes crazy. What a douche.

Actual chills bro 🐐

@pepsi Pepsi Max + pizza (is that still a thing?)

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@venom1s throw that pool away, it cannot be saved and used for anyone else. it is tainted. what do you do with that water? ewwwwwwww

She slept with more than 1000 men in just 12 hours. Now she got baptized and became a born-again virgin. Does Christianity forgive such women?

@wstgoat7 taco bell and shake shack at the top, others can move down a few tiers.

Fast food tier list

@BadgedPatriot how do you get the junk out without sawing it open

A plumber just told me you are supposed to drain your water heater once a year to get the junk at the bottom out to extend the life of the heater. Does anybody actually do that?😳

@MbarkCherguia not.

Describe this modern art in exactly ONE word. 😳

@cool_man_van 5 years? uhhhh, did you go to the gym once a week?

nothing but fucking hard work and dedication. 5 years gym progress. no trick angles, no god lighting just blood sweat and tears. #achevment

@CaryKelly11 You could just not eat that gross shit.

Person: I need a pound of ground beef. Me: Which kind? P: The 90%. I'm watching my cholesterol. M: I'm no doctor but leaner isn't automatically better to manage cholesterol and overall health, IMO. The right amount of fat with protein helps with satiety and nutrient accessibility and if we don't get enough fat, we risk cognitive problems. P: But my doctor says the studies show that fatty red meat is a widowmaker. M: It's not that simple. People will eat a fatty burger with a bunch of fries, sugary ketchup, syrupy soda and blame the burger. That's exactly how the folks who sell cholesterol drugs and do these studies frame it. C: Give me the 80%. M: My man!

@davenewworld_2 Subway sucks. I order a sandwich from the menu that lists all the ingredients that come with it, then they ask me what the fuck I want on the sandwich. And its just ingredients you can buy at the grocery store and put together yourself. Nothing special about it.

Fast food in the US is no longer affordable

@Maga_Trigger Probably like a 15

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you think this was staged?

Find me someone more annoying than this… I’ll wait

@MbarkCherguia EZ Money

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

@ronsterd89 yes, just dont touch the other one

charger prong stuck in the plug. Can I just grab it and pull it out

@annamlulis Porn messes up brains. But there is too much money in it. It will never go away.

Ban pornography and OnlyFans. No one should open an app and see people having sex or objectifying themselves. Freedom of speech does not extend to sex work. Nobody wants to see it. Ban it.

@5am1am_6 you didn't need to talk to him. Just build the fence where your property boundary is and say thanks for cutting that section of your grass all those times..

POV: You finally decided to choose peace over neighbor drama and the boundary markers are the only energy you’re entertaining today. 💅✨

@ronsterd89 buy a new one is the only answer that doesn't cost more than a new one. Considering the cost of supplies and time cleaning.

Can anyone recommend the best way to get rid of mold/mildew/grime on the underside of a shower curtain?

@nceornea_eth @goetfoudje @PerpGremlin @amuse lol, I'd like to see the most egregious example, cant possibly be distinguishably worse

@goetfoudje @PerpGremlin @amuse This has been an issue with lifting regulations for a while. This is not even the most egregious example. Hate the game, Not the player.

UNFAIR? 50-year-old Egyptian athlete Nadia Ali earned a bronze with a 145kg bench press lifting the weight just a couple of inches due to her girth. The 2024 Paris Paralympics inspired so many people to become athletes despite a lack of athleticism.

@KevinMeredith @Pixie1z I wouldn't say its confusion, just mispronunciation

@Pixie1z Confusing “Calvary” with “cavalry” must be stopped ASAP. Different spelling. The “cavalry” is a brigade of mounted soldiers. “Calvary” is the hill where Christ was crucified. Big difference, right? I’ve heard military men talk about a “Calvary charge.” It’s embarrassing!

Can you think of one?