Geechy Guy

Join me tonight at Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel for Mondays Dark benefitting Safe House of NV. Red Carpet 8:30, Show 9:30. See you there!!!

"That's the greatest invention since a big chunk of bread." (What people said before sliced bread.)

@bcgoldthwait @neiltyson My new character: Preachy Guy. Like @geechyguy with an agenda!

In my day, a "Selfie" was something you did in the bathroom with the door locked.

Happy Cinco De Mayo Everybody! May the Fifth be with you! #DrinkNumberJaunTequila

Happy Star Wars Day Everybody! May the Fourth be with you!

@geechyguy ...If at first you don't succeed, offer her money...

I just got an email about a guy who got Ebola from an E-cig and had to go to the E.R.

If at first you don't succeed...Try something else.

I saw an Oboe for sale on Craigslist. $300 O.B.O.

I crossed a Violin with a cello and..."Viola!"

RIP John Pinette. One of the funniest and nicest guys I've ever known. We started out together. I'll miss you.

April is National Humor Month. Sorry but I don't have a joke for that. #NationalHumorMonth

@geechyguy - I want the polka dot thong back that I left in your apartment last night... with only One polka dot.

2nite I'm at Bootlegger Bistro #LasVegas. #AprilFool bash. Dinner at 5, show 7:30. Hope to see you there.

Thank you to @geechyguy for the wonderful intro. You are hillarious!! Won't miss your April 1st show at Bootlegger

I just sold my plasma for a TV. #jokes #oneliners #quotes

@Ron_White's #SalutetotheTroops2014 is on again tonight at 9 ET and 6 PT on @CMT . I'm up first. Please watch and RT.

I read magazines...periodically. #jokes #oneliners #quotes

Thanks to everybody involved with #SalutetotheTroops2014. It was a blast! @SupportAFF @Ron_White @CMT