Mwetich🦅

“In order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.”

Ukiwa umerauka kuenda locals alafu uone watu wa daro wakigraduate

It must be illegal to be bad at football in Brazil

Game ikiisha mapema tuende wapi

Fumbling means you had possession...

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

Legend in my books. Nanyuki 🔥

POV: You joined the Teams meeting in peace and suddenly hear "Let's quickly introduce ourselves and share two fun facts"

Anyango told her boyfriend, "It's over, we are done!" The man folded his arms and said, "Break up? Not approved. I still love you." A few days later, the estate's Ministry of Intelligence (nosy neighbour) delivered classified information: "Madam, your man is currently in the hostel conducting practical lessons with a fresher." Anyango didn't ask questions. She didn't request evidence. She didn't call a family meeting. She grabbed a kiboko and launched Operation Confirm the Rumours. Witnesses say she arrived at the hostel like a debt collector on commission. What shocked me was not that she caned the boyfriend. What puzzled me was her equal-opportunity policy. She caned the eater. She caned the food. She caned the plate. She nearly caned the table. The boyfriend was screaming, "Baby, listen!" The fresher was screaming, "I didn't know!" Anyango was screaming, "Both of you know now!" To date, nobody knows who received more strokes. The boyfriend for cheating or the fresher for being available. The only thing confirmed is that after that beating, even mosquitoes in that hostel applied for transfer letters.

We try again this week.

Real

kitambo ulikua unapenda mtu vizurii halafu unaskia walihama

This is it part of why it was said that KUINGIA MOMBASA RAHISI KUTOKA MATANGA…

Makosa unaeza fanya ni kupea mtu debut kwa stadium ya kuhire, peleka yeye Wang'uru mapema adecide kama anaaminia project.